cowboylikeEm
@omi13.bsky.social
I don’t start shit but I can tell you how it ends.
This shit is bananas.
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This shit is bananas.
Tho hottest of hot flames 🔥🔥🔥
October 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tho hottest of hot flames 🔥🔥🔥
The guy at Taco Bell loves me and I guess his love language is gifting me fire sauce. This is just from tonight:
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The guy at Taco Bell loves me and I guess his love language is gifting me fire sauce. This is just from tonight:
If you bought a Ryan Gosling at Dollar General. @detroitlions.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If you bought a Ryan Gosling at Dollar General. @detroitlions.bsky.social
My first Phish show is on Sirius right now.
September 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My first Phish show is on Sirius right now.
Welcome to the party, Bitch!
August 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Welcome to the party, Bitch!
Just sitting in some rainbow traffic
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just sitting in some rainbow traffic
Me: China Cat teases in Cumberland Blues?! Let’s fucking go!
My daughter:
My daughter:
August 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me: China Cat teases in Cumberland Blues?! Let’s fucking go!
My daughter:
My daughter:
Ended up coming to Jerry Symphonic celebration at Red Rocks and get to sit this close 😭😭😭
July 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ended up coming to Jerry Symphonic celebration at Red Rocks and get to sit this close 😭😭😭
Marc has been touched by an angel.
June 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Marc has been touched by an angel.
This song is about putting it in an angel’s butt.
June 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This song is about putting it in an angel’s butt.
Omg I saw Sam Star tonight and I had no idea I was even seeing Sam Star tonight! Fuck me up with those gay bars, ya’ll. Best place to dance EVER.
May 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Omg I saw Sam Star tonight and I had no idea I was even seeing Sam Star tonight! Fuck me up with those gay bars, ya’ll. Best place to dance EVER.
You can’t tell, but there’s a bunch of cinnamon rolls under all that pistachio icing.
May 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You can’t tell, but there’s a bunch of cinnamon rolls under all that pistachio icing.
At any given time I have zero sharpies or one hundred sharpies.
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
At any given time I have zero sharpies or one hundred sharpies.
Fresas con Crema And she made it in the container that the strawberries came in. Basically sweetened strawberries and cream frozen and then topped with Chantilly cream.
April 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fresas con Crema And she made it in the container that the strawberries came in. Basically sweetened strawberries and cream frozen and then topped with Chantilly cream.
Shorts today and snow pants tomorrow.
April 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Shorts today and snow pants tomorrow.
Getting a shot in my face and a biopsy wasn’t something I was expecting this morning. It’s always fucking something.
April 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Getting a shot in my face and a biopsy wasn’t something I was expecting this morning. It’s always fucking something.
Ruby’s new dentist had a dog at the office. They’re best friends now.
March 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ruby’s new dentist had a dog at the office. They’re best friends now.
Currently listening to this show that I was at. It was 4/20 and Easter and it’s a really fun show. UM used to sound so different.
March 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Currently listening to this show that I was at. It was 4/20 and Easter and it’s a really fun show. UM used to sound so different.