kris🍓🫐🍒
@omeprazole1.bsky.social
perfected my chocolate chip cookie recipe last night 🥹👏
February 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
perfected my chocolate chip cookie recipe last night 🥹👏
rereading fourth wing in audiobook form, this is my first time trying audiobooks & im a big fan. finding time to read is my biggest challenge & i’ve gotten 8 chapters in in 3 days! that’s awesome for me.🙌
February 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
rereading fourth wing in audiobook form, this is my first time trying audiobooks & im a big fan. finding time to read is my biggest challenge & i’ve gotten 8 chapters in in 3 days! that’s awesome for me.🙌
my kid has been sick for 5 days & gotta say, i’m not having a good time dawg
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my kid has been sick for 5 days & gotta say, i’m not having a good time dawg
hey Hershey, i beg of you, bring these back😭
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
hey Hershey, i beg of you, bring these back😭
it may be the end of democracy but at least we have pizza. amiright fellas😁
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it may be the end of democracy but at least we have pizza. amiright fellas😁
my algo on the clock app has gotten increasingly less political in the last week which has honestly been good for my mental health but also i’m v concerned about it.
also here is jeb.
also here is jeb.
February 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my algo on the clock app has gotten increasingly less political in the last week which has honestly been good for my mental health but also i’m v concerned about it.
also here is jeb.
also here is jeb.
you cannot convince me to care about the grammys.
February 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
you cannot convince me to care about the grammys.
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
i’m actually embarrassed thinking about what kids are going to learn about this time period in the US in the future (assuming we make it there)
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i’m actually embarrassed thinking about what kids are going to learn about this time period in the US in the future (assuming we make it there)
i deleted all my meta accounts 2 weeks ago & i genuinely thought i would miss it more than i do but nahh. i’ve found more joy in bluesky & youtube.
January 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
i deleted all my meta accounts 2 weeks ago & i genuinely thought i would miss it more than i do but nahh. i’ve found more joy in bluesky & youtube.
i love shouting into the void on here cause like no one’s reading this probably so FART POOP PEE & also SHID
January 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i love shouting into the void on here cause like no one’s reading this probably so FART POOP PEE & also SHID
it’s such a struggle seeing the ones you love spew hateful rhetoric about marginalized groups.. on one hand i know they’re kinda dumb & don’t know what they’re talking about, on the other i want to knock their teeth out & never see them again.
January 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
it’s such a struggle seeing the ones you love spew hateful rhetoric about marginalized groups.. on one hand i know they’re kinda dumb & don’t know what they’re talking about, on the other i want to knock their teeth out & never see them again.
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hey i just met you
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
January 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
you know what, yall go ahead & eat your beef tallow & raw milk.. i ain’t gonna stop you.😏
January 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
you know what, yall go ahead & eat your beef tallow & raw milk.. i ain’t gonna stop you.😏
can we start rocking these peoples shit? kids need to work to prove they deserve school lunch? wtf is wrong with you. you deserve bad things to happen to you buddy.
January 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
can we start rocking these peoples shit? kids need to work to prove they deserve school lunch? wtf is wrong with you. you deserve bad things to happen to you buddy.
unfortunately media literacy does not exist on the right & they are all dumb. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
January 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
unfortunately media literacy does not exist on the right & they are all dumb. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films
i need pedro pascal like i need oxygen.
January 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i need pedro pascal like i need oxygen.
i say we just cancel all streaming & go back to physical media completely.. really hurt the pockets of these corporations cause fun fact; there’s TONS of used media stores everywhere 👀
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i say we just cancel all streaming & go back to physical media completely.. really hurt the pockets of these corporations cause fun fact; there’s TONS of used media stores everywhere 👀
is everyone still using music streaming or are we leaving that in 2024 too?😐
January 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
is everyone still using music streaming or are we leaving that in 2024 too?😐
Watched Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief today for the first time (been in a YA mood I guess) & man it was mid.. 2.5/5
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Watched Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief today for the first time (been in a YA mood I guess) & man it was mid.. 2.5/5
Oh I also binged all the hunger games movies for the first time the other day & aside from the weird parallels between them & whats going on - great movies🥴
#thehungergames
#thehungergames
January 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh I also binged all the hunger games movies for the first time the other day & aside from the weird parallels between them & whats going on - great movies🥴
#thehungergames
#thehungergames
Started The Handmaids Tale last night & the introduction alone pulled me in immediately.. was hard to put down so I read til like 2:30am 😪 no regrets
#booksky #handmaidstale
#booksky #handmaidstale
January 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Started The Handmaids Tale last night & the introduction alone pulled me in immediately.. was hard to put down so I read til like 2:30am 😪 no regrets
#booksky #handmaidstale
#booksky #handmaidstale
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This asshole is:
1. Railing against someone who actually practices their faith as Jesus instructed, something he never does;
2. Railing against people who release criminals from jails when he released over a thousand just this week; and
3. Railing against refugees, when Jesus was one in Egypt.
1. Railing against someone who actually practices their faith as Jesus instructed, something he never does;
2. Railing against people who release criminals from jails when he released over a thousand just this week; and
3. Railing against refugees, when Jesus was one in Egypt.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This asshole is:
1. Railing against someone who actually practices their faith as Jesus instructed, something he never does;
2. Railing against people who release criminals from jails when he released over a thousand just this week; and
3. Railing against refugees, when Jesus was one in Egypt.
1. Railing against someone who actually practices their faith as Jesus instructed, something he never does;
2. Railing against people who release criminals from jails when he released over a thousand just this week; and
3. Railing against refugees, when Jesus was one in Egypt.
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