considering the current chairman of the NYT is potentially in this latest batch of Epstein emails, they are really not beating the allegations of having been institutionally compromised by billionaire pedophiles:

My Grandpa Jim was well behaved and a good grandpa for my entire childhood because my Mom laid down the law about what was allowed. It was genuinely scary as his dementia increased and he didn't remember the rules anymore.

"Tiny hands says What?"

I wasn't even out yet but my middle school circle of friends was all the other kids who were suspected of being queer because no one else would be seen with us.

Newt Gingrich is a pioneer in new levels of ratfucking.

The Christmas tree lot in my hometown used to have them for sale. Might be worth looking into some lots near you?

My grandpa destroyed the basement bathroom and nearly burned down their house attempting to make homemade wine when my Mom was a kid. And he was an engineer!