i like soup
May 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hey Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…. I know my guy @austinlouisray.bsky.social fired off a killer joke while recording your most recent episode, but you’re afraid of letting anyone be more charming than your Guy. #ReleasetheAustinCut you cowards.
May 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…. I know my guy @austinlouisray.bsky.social fired off a killer joke while recording your most recent episode, but you’re afraid of letting anyone be more charming than your Guy. #ReleasetheAustinCut you cowards.
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Shout out to tuna salad sandwiches. Eat it haters.
April 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Shout out to tuna salad sandwiches. Eat it haters.
Yeah I’m jackin’ it….. PEPPERjackin it. (Cheese that is)
April 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Yeah I’m jackin’ it….. PEPPERjackin it. (Cheese that is)
Less pasta salad more coleslaw, tbh.
April 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Less pasta salad more coleslaw, tbh.
We need some kind of federal regulation so record companies clearly identify what is Side A of a record and what is Side B.
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We need some kind of federal regulation so record companies clearly identify what is Side A of a record and what is Side B.
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How would @edsbs.bsky.social fix Atlanta?
There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team.
It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever.
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-...
There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team.
It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever.
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-...
March 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
How would @edsbs.bsky.social fix Atlanta?
There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team.
It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever.
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-...
There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team.
It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever.
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-...
I would love a Kraft single right now.
March 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I would love a Kraft single right now.
Shout out to allspice.
March 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Shout out to allspice.
Someone give whoever invented the weighted blanket a raise.
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Someone give whoever invented the weighted blanket a raise.
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
Great news, everyone. YouTube has uncensored episodes of Kitchen Nightmares.
March 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Great news, everyone. YouTube has uncensored episodes of Kitchen Nightmares.
All states should require license plates on the fronts of cars. What are we doing?
March 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
All states should require license plates on the fronts of cars. What are we doing?
I bet AV professionals are very good at trivia.
March 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I bet AV professionals are very good at trivia.
As an enthusiastic amateur, it’s nice when you do well on your pour over.
March 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
As an enthusiastic amateur, it’s nice when you do well on your pour over.
I bet I watch THAT live Silver Springs video at least once a week.
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I bet I watch THAT live Silver Springs video at least once a week.
Longtime Gurf Morlix guy.
February 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Longtime Gurf Morlix guy.
At a bar where I ordered a fiddyfiddy martini. The bartender asked me “half olive juice?” This dirty martini shit is out of control.
February 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
At a bar where I ordered a fiddyfiddy martini. The bartender asked me “half olive juice?” This dirty martini shit is out of control.
Honestly if you write a song and call it ”Dreams”, you better be pretty confident in yourself.
February 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Honestly if you write a song and call it ”Dreams”, you better be pretty confident in yourself.
The best part of pot roast are the carrots.
February 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The best part of pot roast are the carrots.
Bulls games need more Rufus.
February 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Bulls games need more Rufus.
Faye Webster ass weather today.
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Faye Webster ass weather today.
My phone just autocorrected a poorly spelled “barrage” to “Baratheon”.
February 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My phone just autocorrected a poorly spelled “barrage” to “Baratheon”.