Olivia Oliver Ollie
@oliviaoliveroil.bsky.social
A little bit Olivia, a little bit Oliver, All Ollie. MDNI.
1. Fave tumultus libertatis super serenitatem oppresionis.
2. Fac ut tuum Ovaltine bibas.
1. Fave tumultus libertatis super serenitatem oppresionis.
2. Fac ut tuum Ovaltine bibas.
Basically, my Mum got a really fancy artificial tree.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Basically, my Mum got a really fancy artificial tree.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
I need you all to meet Herbert the Wonky Tree.
Costco let me keep him for free.
Costco let me keep him for free.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I need you all to meet Herbert the Wonky Tree.
Costco let me keep him for free.
Costco let me keep him for free.
Basically, my Mum got a really fancy artificial tree.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Basically, my Mum got a really fancy artificial tree.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
I loved him, but couldn't keep him since Mama would have to return him to get a replacement.
But Herbert kinda took off on another platform.
Costco called and said I could keep him and still give my mum a replacement.
3. (Ctd) Or just go like burn victim zombie/ghost about people who were lost during the fire. And some plot device about them being disturbed during some exploration or something.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3. (Ctd) Or just go like burn victim zombie/ghost about people who were lost during the fire. And some plot device about them being disturbed during some exploration or something.
3. (Ctd)So you could play with the idea of people being accidentally buried alive, (which probably didn’t happen) or of the times when people just straight up fell into the open holes throughout seattle as they filled the land in (which definitely DID happen)
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3. (Ctd)So you could play with the idea of people being accidentally buried alive, (which probably didn’t happen) or of the times when people just straight up fell into the open holes throughout seattle as they filled the land in (which definitely DID happen)
3. (Ctd) So there are full city streets and storefronts just under the modern Seattle roadways. Spooky, abandoned, still accessible, dusty, cobwebbed, a true “ghost down buried from the past” feel.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3. (Ctd) So there are full city streets and storefronts just under the modern Seattle roadways. Spooky, abandoned, still accessible, dusty, cobwebbed, a true “ghost down buried from the past” feel.
3. (Ctd) Well…at some point…most of the city just straight up caught fire. Instead of repairing all the damage, the city decided to just bury several stories of the lower buildings and reshape the hills.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3. (Ctd) Well…at some point…most of the city just straight up caught fire. Instead of repairing all the damage, the city decided to just bury several stories of the lower buildings and reshape the hills.
3. (Ctd) Back in the 1800s, Seattle was built on really bad topography that was way too steep and went way too close to the water. It was awful, screwed up plumbing and all sorts of stuff.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3. (Ctd) Back in the 1800s, Seattle was built on really bad topography that was way too steep and went way too close to the water. It was awful, screwed up plumbing and all sorts of stuff.
3. There’s also a really spooky real-life setting that…as far as I know…hasn’t really been used for a horror movie yet. The Seattle Underground.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
3. There’s also a really spooky real-life setting that…as far as I know…hasn’t really been used for a horror movie yet. The Seattle Underground.
Goddamn son of a mother fucking bitch.
I tried two today.
TWO.
I tried two today.
TWO.
September 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Goddamn son of a mother fucking bitch.
I tried two today.
TWO.
I tried two today.
TWO.
NO.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
September 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
NO.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
This comment on gay conversion that I made on a other platform has more likes than everything else I've posted combined.
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This comment on gay conversion that I made on a other platform has more likes than everything else I've posted combined.
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
This is the funniest thing I'm ever gonna write, and no one will ever see it.
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is the funniest thing I'm ever gonna write, and no one will ever see it.
Guess he's given up on sneaking around YouTube for the time being and just gonna stream on Twitter for 30-60 views.
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Guess he's given up on sneaking around YouTube for the time being and just gonna stream on Twitter for 30-60 views.
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
So there's this account on Twitter that's been showing up as ads.
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So there's this account on Twitter that's been showing up as ads.
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob was in front of the parole board? He had a tattoo that said "Die Bart, Die" but he persuaded the board that it was misunderstood German that actually said "The Bart, The."
Dunno why that popped into my head.
Dunno why that popped into my head.
January 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob was in front of the parole board? He had a tattoo that said "Die Bart, Die" but he persuaded the board that it was misunderstood German that actually said "The Bart, The."
Dunno why that popped into my head.
Dunno why that popped into my head.
I was just here at 6am listening to Pikachu's Vacation by Vitamin C - clearly having made all the right life choices - and now I'm gonna see to it that at some point, I'll get you to follow me.
...In like a respectful way, not a "spam everything in hopes of annoying for attention" way.
...In like a respectful way, not a "spam everything in hopes of annoying for attention" way.
January 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was just here at 6am listening to Pikachu's Vacation by Vitamin C - clearly having made all the right life choices - and now I'm gonna see to it that at some point, I'll get you to follow me.
...In like a respectful way, not a "spam everything in hopes of annoying for attention" way.
...In like a respectful way, not a "spam everything in hopes of annoying for attention" way.
You're just ducking trolling me now, you quacking gremlin. @emmathorne.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You're just ducking trolling me now, you quacking gremlin. @emmathorne.bsky.social
It's stupid that @emmathorne.bsky.social made my day just by making the button go clicky. But dang it, my sleep-deprived insomniac self doom scrolling at 5 am seeing that made me wanna use the "sempai noticed me" thing again.
January 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's stupid that @emmathorne.bsky.social made my day just by making the button go clicky. But dang it, my sleep-deprived insomniac self doom scrolling at 5 am seeing that made me wanna use the "sempai noticed me" thing again.
As if. But I did at least get enough time for a "rule of 3" bit.
January 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
As if. But I did at least get enough time for a "rule of 3" bit.
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate straight people. After all, none of us are perfect, and their heterosexuality is no worse than any of my own mistakes. I just think they're getting a little too much praise and attention, especially when it's shown to be a "good thing" to children.
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate straight people. After all, none of us are perfect, and their heterosexuality is no worse than any of my own mistakes. I just think they're getting a little too much praise and attention, especially when it's shown to be a "good thing" to children.
Did you know that they're even forcing gender stuff into school?! They're trying to get kids to feel stuck in one gender. That's gotta mess up their psyche! They should just let kids be kids. I'm just tired of characters in media being straight and cisgender for no good reason.
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Did you know that they're even forcing gender stuff into school?! They're trying to get kids to feel stuck in one gender. That's gotta mess up their psyche! They should just let kids be kids. I'm just tired of characters in media being straight and cisgender for no good reason.
I can't watch Netflix anymore. They've just started shoving straight people into all their shows. I'm not heterophobic or anything, I just don't want that lifestyle shoved in my face. I even saw a cartoon show where a GIRL had a crush on a BOY! How am I supposed to explain that?
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I can't watch Netflix anymore. They've just started shoving straight people into all their shows. I'm not heterophobic or anything, I just don't want that lifestyle shoved in my face. I even saw a cartoon show where a GIRL had a crush on a BOY! How am I supposed to explain that?