Olivia Oliver Ollie
@oliviaoliveroil.bsky.social
A little bit Olivia, a little bit Oliver, All Ollie. MDNI.
1. Fave tumultus libertatis super serenitatem oppresionis.
2. Fac ut tuum Ovaltine bibas.
1. Fave tumultus libertatis super serenitatem oppresionis.
2. Fac ut tuum Ovaltine bibas.
I need you all to meet Herbert the Wonky Tree.
Costco let me keep him for free.
Costco let me keep him for free.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I need you all to meet Herbert the Wonky Tree.
Costco let me keep him for free.
Costco let me keep him for free.
"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name" are song lyrics by The Doors.
They are also the typical sequence of events in lesbian dating.
They are also the typical sequence of events in lesbian dating.
September 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name" are song lyrics by The Doors.
They are also the typical sequence of events in lesbian dating.
They are also the typical sequence of events in lesbian dating.
I had a friend tell me that they wanna make a cheap dumb horror movie.
Though they did not ask me, I spent twenty minutes to pound out three movies.
Tell me what you think of these:
🧵
Though they did not ask me, I spent twenty minutes to pound out three movies.
Tell me what you think of these:
🧵
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I had a friend tell me that they wanna make a cheap dumb horror movie.
Though they did not ask me, I spent twenty minutes to pound out three movies.
Tell me what you think of these:
🧵
Though they did not ask me, I spent twenty minutes to pound out three movies.
Tell me what you think of these:
🧵
Goddamn son of a mother fucking bitch.
I tried two today.
TWO.
I tried two today.
TWO.
September 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Goddamn son of a mother fucking bitch.
I tried two today.
TWO.
I tried two today.
TWO.
I'm sorry, but if you want me to do something that requires wearing pants outside of normal business hours, I'll need at least a week's notice so that I can prepare a reason to cancel.
September 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm sorry, but if you want me to do something that requires wearing pants outside of normal business hours, I'll need at least a week's notice so that I can prepare a reason to cancel.
NO.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
September 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
NO.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
YOU HOLD THAT LINE, SOLDIER.
Fuck.
I forgot Bluesky exists.
Fuck.
Sorry.
I'll do a dump of reposts of stuff people liked on another platform soon.
I forgot Bluesky exists.
Fuck.
Sorry.
I'll do a dump of reposts of stuff people liked on another platform soon.
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fuck.
I forgot Bluesky exists.
Fuck.
Sorry.
I'll do a dump of reposts of stuff people liked on another platform soon.
I forgot Bluesky exists.
Fuck.
Sorry.
I'll do a dump of reposts of stuff people liked on another platform soon.
"It's YOUR anus, YOU fix it!"
"...I think you mean the onus is on me."
"...I think you mean the onus is on me."
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"It's YOUR anus, YOU fix it!"
"...I think you mean the onus is on me."
"...I think you mean the onus is on me."
If you've seen me on other platforms, I'm sorry. I don't condone my behavior there either.
But you gotta have SOME place where you can wake up and choose violence.
But you gotta have SOME place where you can wake up and choose violence.
March 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you've seen me on other platforms, I'm sorry. I don't condone my behavior there either.
But you gotta have SOME place where you can wake up and choose violence.
But you gotta have SOME place where you can wake up and choose violence.
This comment on gay conversion that I made on a other platform has more likes than everything else I've posted combined.
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This comment on gay conversion that I made on a other platform has more likes than everything else I've posted combined.
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
I'm glad.
Listen, all you queer gremlins: You're not broken. You don't have to be fixed.
Don't let religious dweebs tell you otherwise.
#lgbtq+
Want a good example of self-worth?
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and held for ransom. Caesar was insulted by the ransom amount, and told the pirates to ask for more, even though he know it meant he would be held hostage longer in order for the higher amount to be gathered.
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and held for ransom. Caesar was insulted by the ransom amount, and told the pirates to ask for more, even though he know it meant he would be held hostage longer in order for the higher amount to be gathered.
February 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Want a good example of self-worth?
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and held for ransom. Caesar was insulted by the ransom amount, and told the pirates to ask for more, even though he know it meant he would be held hostage longer in order for the higher amount to be gathered.
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and held for ransom. Caesar was insulted by the ransom amount, and told the pirates to ask for more, even though he know it meant he would be held hostage longer in order for the higher amount to be gathered.
Reprobation is a sin.
Don't reprobate, or you're gonna go blind.
Don't reprobate, or you're gonna go blind.
February 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Reprobation is a sin.
Don't reprobate, or you're gonna go blind.
Don't reprobate, or you're gonna go blind.
This is the funniest thing I'm ever gonna write, and no one will ever see it.
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is the funniest thing I'm ever gonna write, and no one will ever see it.
Okay...does ANYONE have reliably consistent statistics on divorce rates by religious affiliation in the U.S.?
Cause the studies I've found swing wildly in methodology and, consequently, findings.
And are ANY of the scholarly articles on this written AFTER dial-up modems?!
Cause the studies I've found swing wildly in methodology and, consequently, findings.
And are ANY of the scholarly articles on this written AFTER dial-up modems?!
February 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Okay...does ANYONE have reliably consistent statistics on divorce rates by religious affiliation in the U.S.?
Cause the studies I've found swing wildly in methodology and, consequently, findings.
And are ANY of the scholarly articles on this written AFTER dial-up modems?!
Cause the studies I've found swing wildly in methodology and, consequently, findings.
And are ANY of the scholarly articles on this written AFTER dial-up modems?!
I'd really like to get into anime. I know it's fun. But you can't watch it while doing other stuff. You gotta give it your undivided attention to read subtitles.
And I just have not made the life choices necessary to do that.
I've liked the few that I've seen though.
And I just have not made the life choices necessary to do that.
I've liked the few that I've seen though.
February 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'd really like to get into anime. I know it's fun. But you can't watch it while doing other stuff. You gotta give it your undivided attention to read subtitles.
And I just have not made the life choices necessary to do that.
I've liked the few that I've seen though.
And I just have not made the life choices necessary to do that.
I've liked the few that I've seen though.
Guess he's given up on sneaking around YouTube for the time being and just gonna stream on Twitter for 30-60 views.
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Guess he's given up on sneaking around YouTube for the time being and just gonna stream on Twitter for 30-60 views.
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
His visual aids are still a freaking hot mess, though.
"You'd be an adorable grandpa, Kent sweetie, if you weren't so bitter."
@emmathorne.bsky.social
I just made a 37-sections-long post on Twitter because someone said I hadn't done research on U.S. history. I have a problem.
February 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just made a 37-sections-long post on Twitter because someone said I hadn't done research on U.S. history. I have a problem.
Michelle Paver's "Dark Matter" and "Thin Air" are legit recommendations of that style, btw.
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Michelle Paver's "Dark Matter" and "Thin Air" are legit recommendations of that style, btw.
One of these days, when I need a pick-me-up, I'm gonna make a collage of each notification where something of mine was liked by someone I'm a fan of. This platform actually works in that regard.
February 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One of these days, when I need a pick-me-up, I'm gonna make a collage of each notification where something of mine was liked by someone I'm a fan of. This platform actually works in that regard.
Can we stop saying "this is just like that movie Idiocracy?"
Idiocracy was a hopeful fucking movie. When someone with average intelligence showed up, people actually sent to the fucking white house and took his advice.
In reality, we just keep pouring Gatorade on farmland.
Idiocracy was a hopeful fucking movie. When someone with average intelligence showed up, people actually sent to the fucking white house and took his advice.
In reality, we just keep pouring Gatorade on farmland.
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Can we stop saying "this is just like that movie Idiocracy?"
Idiocracy was a hopeful fucking movie. When someone with average intelligence showed up, people actually sent to the fucking white house and took his advice.
In reality, we just keep pouring Gatorade on farmland.
Idiocracy was a hopeful fucking movie. When someone with average intelligence showed up, people actually sent to the fucking white house and took his advice.
In reality, we just keep pouring Gatorade on farmland.
So there's this account on Twitter that's been showing up as ads.
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So there's this account on Twitter that's been showing up as ads.
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
I looked at one of the vids they advertised, and they're just the right kind of unhinged psuedoscience that seem to suit your channels.
@vicedrhino.bsky.social @emmathorne.bsky.social @forrestvalkai.bsky.social
Gimme lists of what YOU'D be in, and tell me if you think I should be in any other types of packs.
What sorts of blue sky starter packs would you be found in?
1. Nerd starter pack
2. Sarcasm starter pack
3. Horror starter pack
4. Historian starter pack
5. Atheist starter pack
6. Genderless amorphous blob starter pack
1. Nerd starter pack
2. Sarcasm starter pack
3. Horror starter pack
4. Historian starter pack
5. Atheist starter pack
6. Genderless amorphous blob starter pack
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gimme lists of what YOU'D be in, and tell me if you think I should be in any other types of packs.
What sorts of blue sky starter packs would you be found in?
1. Nerd starter pack
2. Sarcasm starter pack
3. Horror starter pack
4. Historian starter pack
5. Atheist starter pack
6. Genderless amorphous blob starter pack
1. Nerd starter pack
2. Sarcasm starter pack
3. Horror starter pack
4. Historian starter pack
5. Atheist starter pack
6. Genderless amorphous blob starter pack
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What sorts of blue sky starter packs would you be found in?
1. Nerd starter pack
2. Sarcasm starter pack
3. Horror starter pack
4. Historian starter pack
5. Atheist starter pack
6. Genderless amorphous blob starter pack
1. Nerd starter pack
2. Sarcasm starter pack
3. Horror starter pack
4. Historian starter pack
5. Atheist starter pack
6. Genderless amorphous blob starter pack
"I'm sorry Rhino, I'm afraid I can't do that."
Home Assistant is weird.
I accidentally figured out how to remotely lock a PC using a janky cheap ass wifi connected button. Easy peasy.
Set a 4 minute timer though? No fuckin' clue.
I accidentally figured out how to remotely lock a PC using a janky cheap ass wifi connected button. Easy peasy.
Set a 4 minute timer though? No fuckin' clue.
January 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"I'm sorry Rhino, I'm afraid I can't do that."