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uhhhhhhh ahaha uhhh ahaha uh fuck hahahahaha
pfp by @emerizard on twt!!!
uhhhhhhh ahaha uhhh ahaha uh fuck hahahahaha
pfp by @emerizard on twt!!!
i love public transport so much [said through gritted teeth after another week of the busses being fucked up]
May 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i love public transport so much [said through gritted teeth after another week of the busses being fucked up]
don’t get it twisted i am NOT above crying at this bus stop
GOV. @andybeshearky.bsky.social : “All children are children of God. I didn’t want a legislature picking on those kids. If they show them hate, I’ll show them love.” 🏳️🌈
As @GovBillLee signs hate bills (despite having a sister who is married to a woman), next door Beshear leads with love.
As @GovBillLee signs hate bills (despite having a sister who is married to a woman), next door Beshear leads with love.
May 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
don’t get it twisted i am NOT above crying at this bus stop
“pinnacle of class” motherfucker have you seen this man’s body of work
are we really going to sit here and act like joe biden is a great guy
May 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“pinnacle of class” motherfucker have you seen this man’s body of work
are we really going to sit here and act like joe biden is a great guy
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
are we really going to sit here and act like joe biden is a great guy
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We don’t hate numbers enough
May 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We don’t hate numbers enough
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Here's a thing you can do today: @5calls.org has printable posters. Print & hang up in your neighborhood. More people need to be calling their reps and a lot of them don't know how. You can be the one to get them started. 5calls.org/printables
5 Calls Printables - Google Drive
5calls.org
May 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Here's a thing you can do today: @5calls.org has printable posters. Print & hang up in your neighborhood. More people need to be calling their reps and a lot of them don't know how. You can be the one to get them started. 5calls.org/printables
if i see that fuck ass purple sky post one more time i’m deleting my account
May 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
if i see that fuck ass purple sky post one more time i’m deleting my account
pre-birthday misery what a bogus concept
May 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
pre-birthday misery what a bogus concept
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figure drawing went poorly so i did a consolation face from a fairly simple angle (almost but not quite a profile)
May 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
figure drawing went poorly so i did a consolation face from a fairly simple angle (almost but not quite a profile)
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
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me listening to music: 🙂
me listening to music that has a saxophone in it: 😀
me listening to music that has a saxophone in it: 😀
April 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
me listening to music: 🙂
me listening to music that has a saxophone in it: 😀
me listening to music that has a saxophone in it: 😀
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The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
loverboy statement
disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead!
disciple 2: did he roll away the stone?
disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands?
judas: did he uh. did he mention me
disciple 2: did he roll away the stone?
disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands?
judas: did he uh. did he mention me
April 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
loverboy statement
happy easter i head canon that jesus and judas kissed today
April 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
happy easter i head canon that jesus and judas kissed today
hey gang how do you reconcile the desire to move on with your life and the gut wrenching heartbreak at knowing that things will never be the same afterwards
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
April 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hey gang how do you reconcile the desire to move on with your life and the gut wrenching heartbreak at knowing that things will never be the same afterwards
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
should i start posting my absolutely egregious notes app thoughts on here
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
should i start posting my absolutely egregious notes app thoughts on here
I FORGOT TO TAKE MY FUCKING VITAMINS
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I FORGOT TO TAKE MY FUCKING VITAMINS
we need to bring back scurvy but only for americans
April 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
we need to bring back scurvy but only for americans
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evil modest mouse be like i hit a cop car and then got out of my car and fought him to the death
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
evil modest mouse be like i hit a cop car and then got out of my car and fought him to the death