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@oliverwh.bsky.social
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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Glad we’re just saying echo chambers are basically fine

I didn’t join twitter or any other app to “have my views challenged” I joined to see things I’m interested in

And I was never interested in right-wing people or their opinions on anything
November 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
guys only want one thing and that's to be a rob thomas scarecrow
August 4, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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ok, i need advice. i have this toxic friend. i tell him "quit clowning around! we need to recover the keycard to access the armory!" but he keeps walking into me, pushing me into the corners of rooms, and throwing flower pots at my face that always land on the ground right-side-up. what do i do
August 3, 2023 at 5:30 PM
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Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you to try:

Expensive unregulated taxi
Expensive unregulated hotel
Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)
Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food
Imaginary scam money
Twitter but it sucks now (in 12 different flavors!)
August 2, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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August 2, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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If you just fuckin listen I'm - I'm explaining how to post alright. You gotta be horny - not too horny don't get really horny, just regular horny. You gotta fuckin post replies. All day. Every day just reply. Be kind of horny be fuckin funny and re - no shut the fuck up I'm - I'm telling you just r-
August 2, 2023 at 3:21 AM
subway getting rid of the honey mustard sauce is the worst thing that’s happened to me since they stopped doing Milky Way Crispy Rolls
August 1, 2023 at 3:07 PM
I’ll say it, I’m sick of single albums being released on two records

It honestly doesn’t sound any better and it’s just annoying having to flip and change records x2
August 1, 2023 at 11:27 AM
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as far back as I can remember, i always wanted to be a poster. to me, being a poster was better than sex. even before i first wandered onto bluesky for a hobby i knew i wanted to post. it was there that i knew that i belonged. to me, it meant being somebody on the internet that was full of nobodies.
July 26, 2023 at 7:56 PM
best thing bluesky did is calling them “posts”

they get it
July 25, 2023 at 6:20 PM
this is the greatest soda I have ever had in my whole life

bonus phallus graphic
July 25, 2023 at 1:38 PM
ok so this is the website with the people who post correctly right?
July 25, 2023 at 1:14 PM