Devil child
@oliivander.bsky.social
The hungry milf | 26 yrs 🇵🇷 | i dig archaeology | From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Pinned
What up my bsky baddies
January 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What up my bsky baddies
I saw a post saying men don't appreciate lingerie anymore so now i feel special that i have a box of outfits and toys my bf has filled over time for me 🤭
October 24, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I saw a post saying men don't appreciate lingerie anymore so now i feel special that i have a box of outfits and toys my bf has filled over time for me 🤭
It feels like im in the wrong place with no spicy pics to share lol i am retired 😔
October 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It feels like im in the wrong place with no spicy pics to share lol i am retired 😔
I lied theres no sex. Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how the entire ancient aliens theory is built on racism
October 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I lied theres no sex. Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how the entire ancient aliens theory is built on racism
Reposted by Devil child
I wish i could celebrate giving birth with a cigar rolled blunt but i already said I wouldn't smoke and breastfeed... so i guess ill celebrate the end of breastfeeding with one and suffer a little longer (╥﹏╥)
October 20, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I wish i could celebrate giving birth with a cigar rolled blunt but i already said I wouldn't smoke and breastfeed... so i guess ill celebrate the end of breastfeeding with one and suffer a little longer (╥﹏╥)
He thinks he owns the place
October 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
He thinks he owns the place
I love Mashle. It's so dumb yet still so good 😌 the perfect balance
October 18, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I love Mashle. It's so dumb yet still so good 😌 the perfect balance
This is why threads is giving people their accounts back 😂
October 17, 2024 at 7:48 AM
This is why threads is giving people their accounts back 😂
Reposted by Devil child
To prevent red wine from permanently staining a white carpet take all your red wine outside and drink it in the garden. Have a couple of cigarettes while you're out there or maybe some weed. Check out that nice moon up there. Good times.
October 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
To prevent red wine from permanently staining a white carpet take all your red wine outside and drink it in the garden. Have a couple of cigarettes while you're out there or maybe some weed. Check out that nice moon up there. Good times.
I forgot how much work it is to get a new account going lol like why is my tl full of this blue maga shit 😭
October 16, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I forgot how much work it is to get a new account going lol like why is my tl full of this blue maga shit 😭
My participation for wagon Wednesday is manifesting this 🧘♀️
October 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
My participation for wagon Wednesday is manifesting this 🧘♀️
Reposted by Devil child
I wonder if there are any downsides to waking up, sipping my coffee, and going online to see check in on every kind of human horror that exists
October 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I wonder if there are any downsides to waking up, sipping my coffee, and going online to see check in on every kind of human horror that exists
Made myself a nice hearty breakfast because i deserve it!! And in a few weeks i won't be able to do spend so much time to myself cooking lol
October 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Made myself a nice hearty breakfast because i deserve it!! And in a few weeks i won't be able to do spend so much time to myself cooking lol
Reposted by Devil child
Nobody:
Literally no one:
My brain:
Literally no one:
My brain:
October 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Nobody:
Literally no one:
My brain:
Literally no one:
My brain:
I am your worst nightmare
October 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I am your worst nightmare
If I wasn't pregnant right now I'd be in Indonesia on an archaeological dig but i honestly feel no regrets 😊 not being able to travel is always a bummer but i hope i can show her that i can have a family and still chase my dreams. Im so excited to meet her!!
October 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
If I wasn't pregnant right now I'd be in Indonesia on an archaeological dig but i honestly feel no regrets 😊 not being able to travel is always a bummer but i hope i can show her that i can have a family and still chase my dreams. Im so excited to meet her!!
Reposted by Devil child
The future is reduced for quick sale $2
October 14, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The future is reduced for quick sale $2
How dare i not share my Reece's with him, i know I'm a horrible mother
October 14, 2024 at 10:36 PM
How dare i not share my Reece's with him, i know I'm a horrible mother
Reposted by Devil child
the worst video game designer in the world: "hey, i have a great idea. let's make this character walk slower than you but stop walking their path if you get too far ahead. so you constantly have to walk forward a bit, wait for them, and then walk forward again, and so on, hope you don't get too far"
October 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
the worst video game designer in the world: "hey, i have a great idea. let's make this character walk slower than you but stop walking their path if you get too far ahead. so you constantly have to walk forward a bit, wait for them, and then walk forward again, and so on, hope you don't get too far"
Its hard to feel sexy when it feels like my belly is crushing my pelvis and i cant close my legs but when this baby pops out and I learn to love my new changes I AM SO BACK 😂🫠
October 14, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Its hard to feel sexy when it feels like my belly is crushing my pelvis and i cant close my legs but when this baby pops out and I learn to love my new changes I AM SO BACK 😂🫠
The smell of AC makes me want to chew on ice... Is that weird? Idk it makes sense to me!!!
October 14, 2024 at 3:18 AM
The smell of AC makes me want to chew on ice... Is that weird? Idk it makes sense to me!!!