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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen
Long Time No Semen
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February 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen
So much BS we forget he might be Sephora's biggest customer.
Trump is the first president to constantly wear makeup.
Lol
Lol
February 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
So much BS we forget he might be Sephora's biggest customer.
Hard to imagine how long it will take for MAGATs to realize they've been screwed.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hard to imagine how long it will take for MAGATs to realize they've been screwed.
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This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.
🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”
EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.
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This seems important
SCOOP: FBI director nominee Kash Patel disclosed he received up to $5M in shares of a mysterious entity in the Cayman Islands called Elite Depot. Elite Depot is a parent organization of fast-fashion giant Shein, according to corporate records I reviewed www.wired.com/story/kash-p...
Trump's FBI Pick Kash Patel Took Up to $5M in Stock from Chinese Ecommerce Giant Shein
Donald Trump’s pick for FBI director told senators he has no plans to divest his shares, which his financial disclosure form says were received in exchange for consulting services.
www.wired.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This seems important
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
WASHINGTON—Whining that they were being discriminated against even though they were the “bestest sons ever in the whole wide world,” the Trump Boys attempted Thursday to convince their father that Barron was getting unfair advantages because he was a DEI. “Daddy, Barron is ruining our lives because he’s different,” said a pouting Donald Jr., who […]
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February 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Every day these people show us who they are
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Every day these people show us who they are
Room for a couple more...
December 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Room for a couple more...
In just over a month a covict and his cohorts take over the White House, won't that just be special.
December 14, 2024 at 5:49 PM
In just over a month a covict and his cohorts take over the White House, won't that just be special.