Bella Schmella
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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March 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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Flowers for Algernon is that you
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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March 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Flowers for Algernon is that you
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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"after that, he really started falling apart."
February 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"after that, he really started falling apart."
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ok!! available now, link below
February 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ok!! available now, link below
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Flow was a beautiful movie and my cat loved it so 10/10
February 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Flow was a beautiful movie and my cat loved it so 10/10
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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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This says it all
Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This says it all
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We're like a month in.
February 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We're like a month in.
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'No excuse': Mississippi is failing to prevent the most preventable cancer in Black women, report says
'No excuse': Mississippi is failing to prevent the most preventable cancer in Black women, report says
“It is a cancer that is preventable and highly treatable if people have access to the right kind of medical professionals and screenings and the HPV vaccination.”
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February 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
'No excuse': Mississippi is failing to prevent the most preventable cancer in Black women, report says
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The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams
Justice Department to drop federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams | CNN Politics
The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, according to a memo obtained by CNN.
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February 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams
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UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company
UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company
The insurer and its law firm denies a doctor’s online claim that it refused to cover care for a cancer patient.
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February 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company
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One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
February 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
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Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing
February 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing
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Israeli media report that there is some consideration of reducing the amount of humanitarian aid allowed into Gaza in response to the apparent weight loss suffered by the three released Israeli captives, reports Al Jazeera's Nour Odeh.
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Tears of joy as freed Palestinians reunited with loved ones in latest swap
A total of 183 Palestinians released after 3 Israelis – Ohad Ben Ami, Eli Sharabi and Or Levy – were freed in Gaza
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February 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Israeli media report that there is some consideration of reducing the amount of humanitarian aid allowed into Gaza in response to the apparent weight loss suffered by the three released Israeli captives, reports Al Jazeera's Nour Odeh.
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November 10, 2024 at 5:38 AM