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ElCrotchoBlanco
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His grave will have to be unmarked and kept a secret, cuz the line to piss on it will make Hands Across America look like a conga line at a dance hall birthday party.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Dude just manages to make himself a bigger piece of shit everyday.
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fucking legendary.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
God, I hope he fucking dies in the most embarrassing way, since Elvis.
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That fine needs to come out of Pollard’s bank account.
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lol. Bullshit. That cancerous scrotum should rot in jail.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve heard of it. Would be willing to set aside my hatred for ipas and try it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lol. This guy never saw national lampoon’s vacation.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mmmmmmm nope. The dumbest of the dumb.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ugh. In the 3rd dimension, everything is exactly the same in this video, except those two are furiously jerking off and shooting long arching ropes into the other one’s mouth. Masturbatory hype dudes for a party that’s 11 months away.
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Lol. That thing fucks Stephen Miller…on purpose.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It’s the Botox.
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So that’s why we don’t have free healthcare and free public universities? If they get made automatic citizens, the taxes collected from them alone, could fund free healthcare for everyone! Someone should press them on this ASAP.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
These people deserve to be branded with a giant red T on their foreheads, so the rest of us can shun them from society.
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Other countries need to start banning Americans from traveling there. Starting with every member of this administration.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don’t want the 77 million racist trash bags that voted for this clown show, off the hook. They have zero shame, so we can’t shame them. They need to be held accountable and responsible for this.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM