ElCrotchoBlanco
@oldnewdad.bsky.social
One of these dudes killed and ate the other three. Which one did it?
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of these dudes killed and ate the other three. Which one did it?
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
Just crushing all of your art degrees before 9am.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just crushing all of your art degrees before 9am.
Had to rescue the garbage bin before it dumped some more.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Had to rescue the garbage bin before it dumped some more.
I kinda went a little nuts tho. Sourced out the crust, still made by hand locally, and the cherry filling was store bought Bonne Maman. Never made pavlova or proper crème anglaise before.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I kinda went a little nuts tho. Sourced out the crust, still made by hand locally, and the cherry filling was store bought Bonne Maman. Never made pavlova or proper crème anglaise before.
Nancy Mace anytime she interacts with other humans.
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nancy Mace anytime she interacts with other humans.
Mississippi on Friday.
October 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mississippi on Friday.
Welp, fall is here. #CrunchyWalk #asmr
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Welp, fall is here. #CrunchyWalk #asmr
So, I’m sitting in my urologist’s office…
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So, I’m sitting in my urologist’s office…
Saw a squirrel sneaking past this Red Tail Hawk, on my walk home from work today.
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Saw a squirrel sneaking past this Red Tail Hawk, on my walk home from work today.
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
#nature #squirrels #redtailhawk
Midwest morning.
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Midwest morning.
I found JD Vance’s favorite non-furniture catalog book.
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I found JD Vance’s favorite non-furniture catalog book.
Seasoned pork belly and pork ribs. Music by #TheCurrent #TeenAgeKicks.
October 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Seasoned pork belly and pork ribs. Music by #TheCurrent #TeenAgeKicks.
Seems like maybe the Democrats should let the government shut down. #ShutItDown #30Rock
September 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Seems like maybe the Democrats should let the government shut down. #ShutItDown #30Rock
Found this beauty at a garage sale. Sorry for the shitty filter.
September 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Found this beauty at a garage sale. Sorry for the shitty filter.
The dumb shit I did when I was 29.
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The dumb shit I did when I was 29.
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social, pretty sure this horse is going to be the acting director of the CDC. Might want to get the jump on an exclusive 1 on 1 interview.
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social, pretty sure this horse is going to be the acting director of the CDC. Might want to get the jump on an exclusive 1 on 1 interview.
I’m surprised he hasn’t made the horse from the de-wormer box, his Deputy Director.
August 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m surprised he hasn’t made the horse from the de-wormer box, his Deputy Director.
She’s got more balls than the entire GOP and like half of the Democrats.
August 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
She’s got more balls than the entire GOP and like half of the Democrats.
Here you go, Captain.
August 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Here you go, Captain.
Couldn’t wait till Saturday. Here’s my simple reinterpretation of the classic Bánh mì. #porkbelly #foodporn.
August 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Couldn’t wait till Saturday. Here’s my simple reinterpretation of the classic Bánh mì. #porkbelly #foodporn.
Two rolled up pieces of pork belly, marinating in garlic, ginger, shallots, 2 teaspoons of five spice powder, half a cup of soy sauce and water.
#porkbelly
#porkbelly
August 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Two rolled up pieces of pork belly, marinating in garlic, ginger, shallots, 2 teaspoons of five spice powder, half a cup of soy sauce and water.
#porkbelly
#porkbelly