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@oldnewdad.bsky.social
· Feb 1
a woman talking on a cell phone with the words you literally had one job to do below her
ALT: a woman talking on a cell phone with the words you literally had one job to do below her
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Everyone was so worried about the progressive left taking over the Democrat party that they let Nazis take over the Republican Party.
Caught the boring half of #TheSuperBowl. The #BadBunnyHalftimeShow was excellent. Had THIS Super Bowl for dinner.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Caught the boring half of #TheSuperBowl. The #BadBunnyHalftimeShow was excellent. Had THIS Super Bowl for dinner.
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His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
Made a couple of box cakes and decorated it myself.
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Made a couple of box cakes and decorated it myself.
Now #KickThemInTheDicks.
They are wounded and flailing. Press the advantage.
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Now #KickThemInTheDicks.
Same shit different week.
Gonna save you all some time. This is the first time Mike Johnson has heard about. He knows nothing about about it. Has not seen any footage or read any documentation. Therefore, he can’t comment on it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Same shit different week.
Ate some shit last night. Is America’s Funniest Home Videos still a thing? Can we get Bob Saget on the line? He’s what?? What happened? He fell and bumped his head??? Are. You. Fucking. Serious?
@bencollins.bsky.social
@bencollins.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ate some shit last night. Is America’s Funniest Home Videos still a thing? Can we get Bob Saget on the line? He’s what?? What happened? He fell and bumped his head??? Are. You. Fucking. Serious?
@bencollins.bsky.social
@bencollins.bsky.social
I would like to shit in Donald Trump’s mouth. He’s a human toilet and should be treated as such.
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I would like to shit in Donald Trump’s mouth. He’s a human toilet and should be treated as such.
Gonna save you all some time. This is the first time Mike Johnson has heard about. He knows nothing about about it. Has not seen any footage or read any documentation. Therefore, he can’t comment on it.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Gonna save you all some time. This is the first time Mike Johnson has heard about. He knows nothing about about it. Has not seen any footage or read any documentation. Therefore, he can’t comment on it.
@kumail.bsky.social I think Taskmaster Australia, might get me interested cricket. I had to google Howzat. Their rules read like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Looking forward to the new series of Taskmaster.
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
@kumail.bsky.social I think Taskmaster Australia, might get me interested cricket. I had to google Howzat. Their rules read like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Looking forward to the new series of Taskmaster.
I hope someone takes a shit in Stephen Miller’s mouth and then make his toilet bowl wife eat it.
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I hope someone takes a shit in Stephen Miller’s mouth and then make his toilet bowl wife eat it.
I just clipped this from facebook.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I just clipped this from facebook.
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Happy New Year!!! We're open until 4P today, closed on New Years Day! www.raygunsite.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy New Year!!! We're open until 4P today, closed on New Years Day! www.raygunsite.com
This is like an even dumber version of Trailer Park Boys.
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is like an even dumber version of Trailer Park Boys.
Welp, I found a random 50 dollar gift card from almost 3 years ago. So I got me #FFXVI with the DLCs. That’s on top of #FFX/X2HDremake on #PS5 and #FFIX and #FFVI/SNESFFIII on my #NintendoSwitch.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Welp, I found a random 50 dollar gift card from almost 3 years ago. So I got me #FFXVI with the DLCs. That’s on top of #FFX/X2HDremake on #PS5 and #FFIX and #FFVI/SNESFFIII on my #NintendoSwitch.
Imitation.
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Imitation.
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
Crab.
Meat.
Hot.
Dogs.
Just because we can MEANS WE SHOULD!!!
One of these dudes killed and ate the other three. Which one did it?
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One of these dudes killed and ate the other three. Which one did it?
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
#player #whodidit #iatemyfatherpig
Americans, on two occasions, decided that a used #Bonaroo porta-potty was the best choice for president. #DonaldTrump
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Americans, on two occasions, decided that a used #Bonaroo porta-potty was the best choice for president. #DonaldTrump
Iowa State Football players have every right to decline a bowl invitation. Our AD blindsided them. Pollard knew ahead of time that Campbell was leaving. You don’t lose a coach and hire a new one on THE SAME DAY. I’ve always disliked Pollard and this confirms it. The guy is a fucking douchebag.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Iowa State Football players have every right to decline a bowl invitation. Our AD blindsided them. Pollard knew ahead of time that Campbell was leaving. You don’t lose a coach and hire a new one on THE SAME DAY. I’ve always disliked Pollard and this confirms it. The guy is a fucking douchebag.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Just crushing all of your art degrees before 9am.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just crushing all of your art degrees before 9am.