G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️⚧️🤘🌈
@oldewizzard.bsky.social
He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
I may have misunderstood
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I may have misunderstood
in case you were wondering how my day was going so far
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
in case you were wondering how my day was going so far
"woke me up before you went went/
din't leave me hangin' on like a yent yent"
din't leave me hangin' on like a yent yent"
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"woke me up before you went went/
din't leave me hangin' on like a yent yent"
din't leave me hangin' on like a yent yent"
"Dr Yankenstein said I could masturbate whenever I want."
"No, he said you could have a stroke at any time."
"No, he said you could have a stroke at any time."
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Dr Yankenstein said I could masturbate whenever I want."
"No, he said you could have a stroke at any time."
"No, he said you could have a stroke at any time."
Lil wriggly wormies!
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lil wriggly wormies!
Just a li'l fshy. Big kitty Yennett likes to bat him around.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just a li'l fshy. Big kitty Yennett likes to bat him around.
This is the way
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is the way
Overlord of Blue Tape
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Overlord of Blue Tape
It's diet, that's a better choice surely
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's diet, that's a better choice surely
Schrödinger's Obama
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Schrödinger's Obama
Her conscience grew three sizes that day.
Unfortunately 3x0 is still 0.
Unfortunately 3x0 is still 0.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Her conscience grew three sizes that day.
Unfortunately 3x0 is still 0.
Unfortunately 3x0 is still 0.
Got some decks I want to tinker with. Unfortunately I think something got past my flu shots and I suspect I will be spending the weekend feeling miserable and complaining about it.
#BetterDaysMTG
#BetterDaysMTG
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Got some decks I want to tinker with. Unfortunately I think something got past my flu shots and I suspect I will be spending the weekend feeling miserable and complaining about it.
#BetterDaysMTG
#BetterDaysMTG
That would really be anarchy
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
That would really be anarchy
They are shareholders. He gets the $1T payout if he increases the stock value, making them all obscenely rich. If he doesn't, they'll still be rich, so there's no real downside for them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They are shareholders. He gets the $1T payout if he increases the stock value, making them all obscenely rich. If he doesn't, they'll still be rich, so there's no real downside for them.
well that explains a lot
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
well that explains a lot
You had gay sex? All I got was uncommons.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You had gay sex? All I got was uncommons.
Does the sandwich go on the stack
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Does the sandwich go on the stack