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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🌈
@oldewizzard.bsky.social
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He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
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it's laundry day
A black OSH cat sitting in an empty white laundry basket and looking up at the camera after like six million attempts to get his attention.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Just a li'l fshy. Big kitty Yennett likes to bat him around.
Fleet Swallower 5{U}{U} Creature -- Fish Whenever Fleet Swallower attacks, target player mills half their library, rounded up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Perfect album released when you were 16:

There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
The cover of the Voivod album RRRÖÖÖAAARRR showing a spike-bedecked tank with a flamethrower on top being driven by a creature in skeletal armour (also spike-bedecked). The art style is reminiscent of early Warhammer 40K. The tank and driver are all in shades of gray and black, and the background is splotchy red.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I can tell you this reads very poorly on the back of their vans.
The logo of Triple A Utility Locating Services. It consists of a large red letter A bisected by the word "TRIPLE" in capital letters, the L appearing to be an upside down 7 for some reason (this also occurs in the word "Locating"). There is a terrible clip art rendition of a yellow safety helmet perched jauntily on top of the A. The "I" in Triple is made of four marker flags facing in opposing directions, making it the only letter in the logo appearing to have serifs. There are also three very small capital letter As across the top of the word "Triple".
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Really looking forward to the new set #magicthegathering
A cross stitch sample that reads "Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles" in green thread.
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I want this like, a lot
Wrath of God {2}{W}{W} Sorcery Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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instructions unclear, crossed it with a wombat, this got pooped out. Please advise.
Gelatinous Cube {2}{B}{B} Creature -- Ooze (4/3) Engulf -- When Gelatinous Cube enters the battlefield, exile target non-Ooze creature an opponent controls until Gelatinous Cube leaves the battlefield. Dissolve -- {X}{B}: Put target creature card with mana value X exiled with Gelatinous Cube into its owner's graveyard.
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Vampire Angel
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula
Ingrid Pitt as Carmilla Karnstein in The Vampire Lovers, 1970.
September 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I'm not laughing AT your boner, I'm laughing WITH y
A comic panel showing the Joker. He is saying "So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"
August 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Is this an objectively good card? Probably not. I still love it, though.
Voldaren Stinger {R} 1/1 Voldaren Stinger has first strike as long as it's attacking. {2}{R}: Voldaren Stinger gets +2/+0 until end of turn. "A duel to first blood means something very different when a vampire is involved."
August 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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What's that coming out of the church? Is it more clerics? oh nooo
August 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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growth in the moss box!
A picture of moss with tiny little sticky-uppy bits all over it
August 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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god damn I fucking love the art on this card a whole lot
Emry, Lurker of the Loch 2U Legendary Creature - Merfolk Wizard This spell costs 1 less to cast for each artifact you control. When Emry, Lurker of the Loch enters the battlefield, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard Tap: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply) P1/T2
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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'ave an Avacyn
August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I made a micro terrarium this morning. Couple of mistakes, but it's my first, so I wasn't expecting perfection.
A small corked glass jar holding moss, rocks, a stick, and a tiny plant cutting.
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Elder Spawn said he would be interested in playing MtG if I built him a Godzilla deck so guess who is building a Godzilla deck
(I am not well versed in red/green, this will be a fun challenge)
August 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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brb putting this on my kids' bedroom doors
August 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I got very suddenly interested in terrarium building and I'm pretty sure I know why.
1. Bins of decorative sticks
2. Bins of decorative rocks
3. Tiny plants
4. MOSS
I made a moss box. Maybe "obsessed" is the word? idk
A plastic bin with various kinds of moss in it
July 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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oof size: infinite
July 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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this was a bad idea and I hate myself
An eight pack of cans of Hard Mountain Dew Baja Blast Mix, standing in as a metaphor for poor decision making skills and/or life choices.
July 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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I had to get it 🤘😠🤘
A Magic: the Gathering card titled "Anguished Unmaking". The lettering is reminiscent of metal band logos and the art features wings and skulls.
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I went in to my flergs to get my Holy Cow and then--
Two cards from Magic the Gathering in sleeves. One is called "Fiendish Panda" and the other is called "Holy Cow".
June 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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wait does... does this mean I'm a good boy??
@dogs100.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I dunno about a smiley face but this demon in the clouds is making me feel a kind of way
June 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM