G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️⚧️🤘🌈
@oldewizzard.bsky.social
He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
Pinned
Being inclusive doesn't mean someone else gets a piece of your pie. It means everyone brings a pie and we all share.
hey does
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
hey does
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
does your brain ever just make up alternate lyrics for catchy songs and then play them in your head on loop for hours
it's laundry day
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
it's laundry day
oh no I think I've breached containment again
mortifying ordeal of something something
mortifying ordeal of something something
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
oh no I think I've breached containment again
mortifying ordeal of something something
mortifying ordeal of something something
I think anyone who is preparing to transition should have a transition team.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think anyone who is preparing to transition should have a transition team.
wait, I think I figured something out
I'm starting to think my dream of a Teysa/Vraska deck is not going to happen. I can't find a synergy or even really a common middle ground they can both exploit efficiently. About the only thing they both do is generate tokens. Finding an Abzan commander they both like is also tricky.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
wait, I think I figured something out
I'm starting to think my dream of a Teysa/Vraska deck is not going to happen. I can't find a synergy or even really a common middle ground they can both exploit efficiently. About the only thing they both do is generate tokens. Finding an Abzan commander they both like is also tricky.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm starting to think my dream of a Teysa/Vraska deck is not going to happen. I can't find a synergy or even really a common middle ground they can both exploit efficiently. About the only thing they both do is generate tokens. Finding an Abzan commander they both like is also tricky.
Well, it's time for me to dismantle my Teysa and Vraska decks. Why? Because I'm gonna fuse them together into my ultimate dream deck, which I call Teysa And Vraska Are Dating. The best part? No one can stop me! Will it be good? Probably not! Do I care? Maybe a little!
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well, it's time for me to dismantle my Teysa and Vraska decks. Why? Because I'm gonna fuse them together into my ultimate dream deck, which I call Teysa And Vraska Are Dating. The best part? No one can stop me! Will it be good? Probably not! Do I care? Maybe a little!
I'm putting the "cute" in "executive dysfunction", how is y'all's weekend going?
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm putting the "cute" in "executive dysfunction", how is y'all's weekend going?
oh no I've breached containment
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
oh no I've breached containment
Pretty much everywhere I went today, people were gathering food and donations for folks losing their benefits. We need community so much right now.
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Pretty much everywhere I went today, people were gathering food and donations for folks losing their benefits. We need community so much right now.
my phone autocorrects "cishet" to "closet" and I'm-
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
my phone autocorrects "cishet" to "closet" and I'm-
"Commander is a casual format for four players"
Me, who only has two friends, neither of whom are interested in Magic: cool, imma build nine decks
Me, who only has two friends, neither of whom are interested in Magic: cool, imma build nine decks
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Commander is a casual format for four players"
Me, who only has two friends, neither of whom are interested in Magic: cool, imma build nine decks
Me, who only has two friends, neither of whom are interested in Magic: cool, imma build nine decks
Whoa. Weird. I'm actually writing. I mean mostly worldbuilding, but it's more of anything even remotely writing-related than I've done in almost a year.
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Whoa. Weird. I'm actually writing. I mean mostly worldbuilding, but it's more of anything even remotely writing-related than I've done in almost a year.
Perfect album released when you were 16:
There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Perfect album released when you were 16:
There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR
yip yip motherfuckers
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
yip yip motherfuckers
Me: this card feels mean
Them: you know what that's called? A wincon.
Me:
Me: oh!
Them: you know what that's called? A wincon.
Me:
Me: oh!
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me: this card feels mean
Them: you know what that's called? A wincon.
Me:
Me: oh!
Them: you know what that's called? A wincon.
Me:
Me: oh!
"I know chatGPT is wrong sometimes so I make sure to double check everything"
bestie that's just research with extra steps
bestie that's just research with extra steps
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"I know chatGPT is wrong sometimes so I make sure to double check everything"
bestie that's just research with extra steps
bestie that's just research with extra steps
Reposted by G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️⚧️🤘🌈
Are you trans in the Magic the Gathering space? Are you creating, supporting, even just playing and having fun!?
Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.
Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.
Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
a cartoon drawing of a fox carrying a flag
Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right
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October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Are you trans in the Magic the Gathering space? Are you creating, supporting, even just playing and having fun!?
Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.
Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.
Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
I kept reading my own handle as "white wizzard" instead of "write wizzard", which made me feel a kind of way. So I changed it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I kept reading my own handle as "white wizzard" instead of "write wizzard", which made me feel a kind of way. So I changed it.
Really looking forward to the new set #magicthegathering
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Really looking forward to the new set #magicthegathering
Hear me out
Universes Beyond: Tank Girl
Universes Beyond: Tank Girl
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hear me out
Universes Beyond: Tank Girl
Universes Beyond: Tank Girl
I really want to make a Xira, the Golden Sting deck, because the idea of just laying eggs on everything to spawn a tide of ravaging offspring really tickles my fancy and no I am not a xenomorph queen why would you even say that
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I really want to make a Xira, the Golden Sting deck, because the idea of just laying eggs on everything to spawn a tide of ravaging offspring really tickles my fancy and no I am not a xenomorph queen why would you even say that
It's October my froods
October 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's October my froods
I want this like, a lot
September 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I want this like, a lot
I got a butterwort, pretty stoked about it
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I got a butterwort, pretty stoked about it