Viking Burial Haircut
@old-beach-weirdo.bsky.social
Idea for a Bolt Thrower cover band called Leaf Blower. Members are all suburban guys in their 50s EXCEPT for the drummer who is one of their teenage daughters or sons because they need someone capable of playing drums for more than 5 minutes without complaining about back pain.
#boltthrower
#boltthrower
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Idea for a Bolt Thrower cover band called Leaf Blower. Members are all suburban guys in their 50s EXCEPT for the drummer who is one of their teenage daughters or sons because they need someone capable of playing drums for more than 5 minutes without complaining about back pain.
#boltthrower
#boltthrower
Union Station St. Louis
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Union Station St. Louis
Hot take: Shudder to Think were the Strawberry Alarm Clock of the 90s
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hot take: Shudder to Think were the Strawberry Alarm Clock of the 90s
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A must read. Even if all you read is the first example, it will make you sick and give you the desire to eliminate Trump and his family from ever participating in politics for eternity!
open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...
open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...
The Bombshell Inside Trump’s $1.3 Billion Pardon Market
The Pardon for Pay President
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A must read. Even if all you read is the first example, it will make you sick and give you the desire to eliminate Trump and his family from ever participating in politics for eternity!
open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...
open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...
Go take a sh-t bath
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Go take a sh-t bath
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Idea for a limited time flavor of Coke: Quince
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Idea for a limited time flavor of Coke: Quince
Jurassic yogurt
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jurassic yogurt
Sample headline: Trump Proposes Illegal Third Term
Members of the media may use this and I will waive all royalties
Members of the media may use this and I will waive all royalties
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sample headline: Trump Proposes Illegal Third Term
Members of the media may use this and I will waive all royalties
Members of the media may use this and I will waive all royalties
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Construction of the White House ballroom paused after workers found a subterranean laboratory containing a 15 foot tall President Taft sleeping in a glass tube of amniotic fluid. Historians say this likely is a remnant of Project Taft
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Construction of the White House ballroom paused after workers found a subterranean laboratory containing a 15 foot tall President Taft sleeping in a glass tube of amniotic fluid. Historians say this likely is a remnant of Project Taft
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Really important that we don't become numb to the President designating unspecified groups as terrorists who he can just kill without any process and without much evidence that the allegations against the unknown people are even actually true.
October 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Really important that we don't become numb to the President designating unspecified groups as terrorists who he can just kill without any process and without much evidence that the allegations against the unknown people are even actually true.
Why do the Qataris need an air force base in North America. Is anyone even asking these questions anymore?
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why do the Qataris need an air force base in North America. Is anyone even asking these questions anymore?
I can attest that no AI was used to bamboozle this corgi
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I can attest that no AI was used to bamboozle this corgi
Boosting this haiku because it’s a total banger
medieval monks with
candlesticks casting shadows
on the spectral ark
candlesticks casting shadows
on the spectral ark
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Boosting this haiku because it’s a total banger
Cartoon by Peter Gut
September 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Cartoon by Peter Gut
“I asked everyone to bring a hand drum tonight and to my astonishment…many of you did.”
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“I asked everyone to bring a hand drum tonight and to my astonishment…many of you did.”
September 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Mobin couldn’t hack it.
September 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Mobin couldn’t hack it.
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The largest SNAP cuts in history went into effect yesterday, eliminating or drastically cutting food assistance for millions of Americans.
And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich.
Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.
And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich.
Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.
September 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The largest SNAP cuts in history went into effect yesterday, eliminating or drastically cutting food assistance for millions of Americans.
And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich.
Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.
And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich.
Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.