Imagine if every single song suddenly had bagpipe noises every three seconds. That's how it feels

Apparently if I ever decide to get into horny cosplay it's over for you all

Even if the stories are shallow there's nothing wrong with enjoying them. Problem only arises when that's all somebody reads. While it's not actually rotting brains, it's not strengthening them either because they're not engaging with it on a level that strengthens media fluency and analysis skills

Not all stories in these formats are shallow, some are prty layered. Nirvana in Fire is about corruption n justice, Baccano/DRRR are about HOW events are told can change how it's perceived, Twilight (the popularizer imo) is a look into the desires of women raised in conservatism (if unintentionally)

Something about how a universal want in everybody seems to be for problems to be solvable, being liked as themselves, hang out with friends, and maybe fuck a lot

I'm not one to judge about being obsessed with media but at least I'm not obsessed with stuff I hate LMAO. I don't have that "I can fix them" bone in me (a theory that biggest fandoms arise from media that have potential but are kinda ass, because people want to "fix"). He truly is every fan girlie

What is wrong with this guy that he has no issues with family or friends or career but is just so cripplingly obsessed with a shitty web novel for incels to the point that the universe had to intervene 😂 what's your damage man. Is the power of Blorbinghe that strong

It's the opposite of power fantasy. A bottom fantasy. Oh NO the big bad system is whisking me away into the arms of a dangerous dog boy 😔. I'm just so pretty and smart he can't help but be obsessed with me. Despite my unbearable conditions I overcome and now fuck nasty everyday

I-it's romantasy...

I've said this in convos but it upon finding out more about his family and background I'm now exploding him with my mind. What kind of healthy ass family is this. Fuck this guy. The universes's specialest little guy. This was a stallion novel all along but the fantasy is being Shen Yuan

Then make it pathetically flat

Custom doll makers, plushie modifiers, needlecraft enthusiasts feel free to make and iterate on this. Mass manufacturers, don't bother. The target audience for this are nerds who do needlework, a dying breed

It was either that or bite marks and the slap would be easier :|{

You can even stack one on top of another, taking all the pins meant for the bottom one. Y'know.

Think of the possibilities!

- any blorbo that got stabbed a lot in canon
- any blorbo you wish to cure with acupuncture
- any blorbo you want to torture (because they'd like it)
- any blorbo you want to torture (because they'd hate it)