Kei with the bad joints
@okeibai.bsky.social
Industrial design, illustration, painting, leather work, wood work ... A bit of everything art related. English 中文 français, 日本語 ok
They/them, or none. Do NOT talk about me in third person.
They/them, or none. Do NOT talk about me in third person.
WYD when you go to a friend's Gommage as your frenchsona Simona Cigarette thinking you were going to be the one scoundrel but not only are four other ppl fully dressed as baguettes, there are mimes in the washroom, and the hand towel is labeled "cumrag"
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
WYD when you go to a friend's Gommage as your frenchsona Simona Cigarette thinking you were going to be the one scoundrel but not only are four other ppl fully dressed as baguettes, there are mimes in the washroom, and the hand towel is labeled "cumrag"
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
I sent this Halloween pic to one of the bff group chats and this was the response
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I sent this Halloween pic to one of the bff group chats and this was the response
What do you think of my new horrible merch idea
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
What do you think of my new horrible merch idea
Time to brainstorm for next Halloween 🤔
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Time to brainstorm for next Halloween 🤔
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
But this accidental pic is just so funny
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
But this accidental pic is just so funny
I like the ones that are blurrier better
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I like the ones that are blurrier better
Ok got the pics
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ok got the pics
Taking pics in the dark is rough urgh I'll get a better pic of the horse at some point
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Taking pics in the dark is rough urgh I'll get a better pic of the horse at some point
Pickle-bro-in-a-pot [clown music intensifies]
Idk, might make it
Idk, might make it
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pickle-bro-in-a-pot [clown music intensifies]
Idk, might make it
Idk, might make it
Still have some stuff to finish up, like gauntlets and the floating horse but I wanted to share some progress
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Still have some stuff to finish up, like gauntlets and the floating horse but I wanted to share some progress
I haven't opened WhatsApp in a year, and only got these notifs now. Straight up just being run by scammers there now huh
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I haven't opened WhatsApp in a year, and only got these notifs now. Straight up just being run by scammers there now huh
Gentlemen...
Behold:
Behold:
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gentlemen...
Behold:
Behold:
You will witness my "the most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh character is Joey" agenda
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You will witness my "the most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh character is Joey" agenda
"I can't wait to eat ramen, with chopsticks, that I'll use with my hands. That I definitely have"
"Yeah dude the hands, that we all have. I have five, even. They're just in my pockets"
"Right? Totally normal number of hands to have. They are attached to your limbs"
"Exactly that's what Aigis said"
"Yeah dude the hands, that we all have. I have five, even. They're just in my pockets"
"Right? Totally normal number of hands to have. They are attached to your limbs"
"Exactly that's what Aigis said"
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"I can't wait to eat ramen, with chopsticks, that I'll use with my hands. That I definitely have"
"Yeah dude the hands, that we all have. I have five, even. They're just in my pockets"
"Right? Totally normal number of hands to have. They are attached to your limbs"
"Exactly that's what Aigis said"
"Yeah dude the hands, that we all have. I have five, even. They're just in my pockets"
"Right? Totally normal number of hands to have. They are attached to your limbs"
"Exactly that's what Aigis said"
At night there's a black cat instead, but will only show up if you're not standing close to the alley, and will run away if you get within about six feet of it
October 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
At night there's a black cat instead, but will only show up if you're not standing close to the alley, and will run away if you get within about six feet of it
It's so funny to get jumpscared by the old voice cast voicing the NPCs. This kid who stepped on a dog's tail and is now trapped on the jungle gym is Yosuke
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's so funny to get jumpscared by the old voice cast voicing the NPCs. This kid who stepped on a dog's tail and is now trapped on the jungle gym is Yosuke
I literally spittaked this was NOT where I thought the strega subplot was going. WHAT
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I literally spittaked this was NOT where I thought the strega subplot was going. WHAT
- bro can't reach the faucets to do dishes. Can we get a child's stool in here
- bestie we're just growing weed on the roof don't make it weird
- bestie we're just growing weed on the roof don't make it weird
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
- bro can't reach the faucets to do dishes. Can we get a child's stool in here
- bestie we're just growing weed on the roof don't make it weird
- bestie we're just growing weed on the roof don't make it weird
Surprising amount of detail, like how the bottles in the machine are modeled and have textures with legible kanji. The outlets and running wires make sense. There's a fully animated cat outside the dorms staring at a pigeon
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Surprising amount of detail, like how the bottles in the machine are modeled and have textures with legible kanji. The outlets and running wires make sense. There's a fully animated cat outside the dorms staring at a pigeon
Back on my p3r bullshit
Why specifically the Dutch??
Why specifically the Dutch??
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Back on my p3r bullshit
Why specifically the Dutch??
Why specifically the Dutch??
I had gone in just wanting to see the set, had no idea there was going to be a show that night. Very worth it
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I had gone in just wanting to see the set, had no idea there was going to be a show that night. Very worth it
Thinking about the repub era china Hongkong film set I visited with a friend and they just, had a big live play with pyrotechnics, stunts, musical numbers and audience participation that took you through the whole set (several blocks long!) while you followed the actors around. Fucked upppp
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Thinking about the repub era china Hongkong film set I visited with a friend and they just, had a big live play with pyrotechnics, stunts, musical numbers and audience participation that took you through the whole set (several blocks long!) while you followed the actors around. Fucked upppp
I pirated a sprig of basil from takeout, going way better than expected
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I pirated a sprig of basil from takeout, going way better than expected