Kei with the bad joints
@okeibai.bsky.social
Industrial design, illustration, painting, leather work, wood work ... A bit of everything art related. English 中文 français, 日本語 ok
They/them, or none. Do NOT talk about me in third person.
They/them, or none. Do NOT talk about me in third person.
WYD when you go to a friend's Gommage as your frenchsona Simona Cigarette thinking you were going to be the one scoundrel but not only are four other ppl fully dressed as baguettes, there are mimes in the washroom, and the hand towel is labeled "cumrag"
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
WYD when you go to a friend's Gommage as your frenchsona Simona Cigarette thinking you were going to be the one scoundrel but not only are four other ppl fully dressed as baguettes, there are mimes in the washroom, and the hand towel is labeled "cumrag"
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
(Love my fwends 🥺 no mercy for trivia tho)
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何やってても写真がおもろい
着ぐるみ(？)楽しかったな
着ぐるみ(？)楽しかったな
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
何やってても写真がおもろい
着ぐるみ(？)楽しかったな
着ぐるみ(？)楽しかったな
Was joking to a bud that maybe Sam Altman is the Wonderbread guy. You just know wonderbread guy is having a blast with genai, getting off to environmental havoc. Unless Sammy comes out and denies this himself (which I won't believe anyway since he lies all the time), I'll just choose to believe this
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Was joking to a bud that maybe Sam Altman is the Wonderbread guy. You just know wonderbread guy is having a blast with genai, getting off to environmental havoc. Unless Sammy comes out and denies this himself (which I won't believe anyway since he lies all the time), I'll just choose to believe this
Bots shouldn't be allowed to reply to stuff imo. I mean I also don't think they should be posting outside of very specific uses (like bus arrival updates or something), but the least social media can do is limit bots from replying. It would cut down most of spam and make the platform more bearable
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Bots shouldn't be allowed to reply to stuff imo. I mean I also don't think they should be posting outside of very specific uses (like bus arrival updates or something), but the least social media can do is limit bots from replying. It would cut down most of spam and make the platform more bearable
I hate the three words at a time caption style so much. It really flips the rage switch in me. God I hate tiktok
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I hate the three words at a time caption style so much. It really flips the rage switch in me. God I hate tiktok
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I sent this Halloween pic to one of the bff group chats and this was the response
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I sent this Halloween pic to one of the bff group chats and this was the response
You, looking at a dense Venn diagram with one side labeled "harem light novels", one side labeled "danmei" and the other labeled "western booktok romantasy": what's this strange alien glyph?
Me, locking the doors: I'm glad you asked,
Me, locking the doors: I'm glad you asked,
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You, looking at a dense Venn diagram with one side labeled "harem light novels", one side labeled "danmei" and the other labeled "western booktok romantasy": what's this strange alien glyph?
Me, locking the doors: I'm glad you asked,
Me, locking the doors: I'm glad you asked,
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What can we learn from the effects of the reality tv boom in 2008. That execs will happily embrace human rights violations to cut costs and pump out shit content, continually setting the bar lower and lower until all our brains melt?
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What can we learn from the effects of the reality tv boom in 2008. That execs will happily embrace human rights violations to cut costs and pump out shit content, continually setting the bar lower and lower until all our brains melt?
What do you think of my new horrible merch idea
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
What do you think of my new horrible merch idea
Time to brainstorm for next Halloween 🤔
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Time to brainstorm for next Halloween 🤔
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
Criteria: has to cover my head, like so
Ok got the pics
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ok got the pics
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How the fuck would retail managers know that shoplifting rings are diversifying into spam calls
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How the fuck would retail managers know that shoplifting rings are diversifying into spam calls
Being on tumblr while most people no longer are on it makes you the funniest person alive apparently. I referred to the AI shit YouTube is forcing on people with their opt out option being shit as Googly's Totally Optional Dick Flattening Service and apparently that's hysterical
October 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Being on tumblr while most people no longer are on it makes you the funniest person alive apparently. I referred to the AI shit YouTube is forcing on people with their opt out option being shit as Googly's Totally Optional Dick Flattening Service and apparently that's hysterical
Pickle-bro-in-a-pot [clown music intensifies]
Idk, might make it
Idk, might make it
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pickle-bro-in-a-pot [clown music intensifies]
Idk, might make it
Idk, might make it
Well if my familiarity with how narratives pan out is good enough that my friends watch me when we watch movies togethers because I keep predicting the lines, I think when AM kills us all, at least Elon would be the one getting tortured for all eternity without end, silenced and unable to scream
October 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Well if my familiarity with how narratives pan out is good enough that my friends watch me when we watch movies togethers because I keep predicting the lines, I think when AM kills us all, at least Elon would be the one getting tortured for all eternity without end, silenced and unable to scream
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biblically accurate cat
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
biblically accurate cat
I'll always support sincere horny made by real freaks but we're also just so surrounded by insincere horny made cynically to sell shit and I haaaaate that stuff so much. Car commercials with models posing on them, the fuckin gambling ads, every fucking soap ad...
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'll always support sincere horny made by real freaks but we're also just so surrounded by insincere horny made cynically to sell shit and I haaaaate that stuff so much. Car commercials with models posing on them, the fuckin gambling ads, every fucking soap ad...
Still have some stuff to finish up, like gauntlets and the floating horse but I wanted to share some progress
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Still have some stuff to finish up, like gauntlets and the floating horse but I wanted to share some progress
I haven't opened WhatsApp in a year, and only got these notifs now. Straight up just being run by scammers there now huh
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I haven't opened WhatsApp in a year, and only got these notifs now. Straight up just being run by scammers there now huh
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ideal social media is you see your friends posting about the fermented cabbage they ate today or the art or music they made and youre like thats so cool. an update on the lives of my friends and their gay little hobbies. and you decide to do your gay little hobbies in response
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
ideal social media is you see your friends posting about the fermented cabbage they ate today or the art or music they made and youre like thats so cool. an update on the lives of my friends and their gay little hobbies. and you decide to do your gay little hobbies in response
Gentlemen...
Behold:
Behold:
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gentlemen...
Behold:
Behold:
Sometimes driving into the city inexplicably takes you deeper into the farm lands. The foliage is unparalleled this time of year though
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes driving into the city inexplicably takes you deeper into the farm lands. The foliage is unparalleled this time of year though
I need techbros to understand that SciFi tech in movies are meant to look cool, emphasize the actors faces and body language, and give them opportunities to do stage work. No it's not meant to be ~realistic~, it's meant to be fun to watch. The experience of using these tech would NOT be good.
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I need techbros to understand that SciFi tech in movies are meant to look cool, emphasize the actors faces and body language, and give them opportunities to do stage work. No it's not meant to be ~realistic~, it's meant to be fun to watch. The experience of using these tech would NOT be good.