Alex M.
@okayyalex.bsky.social
I swear I’m not angry, that’s just my face.
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Breaking news: The House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly to compel the release of the Epstein files. The bill will now go to the Senate.
House votes overwhelmingly to compel release of Jeffrey Epstein files
The move sends the legislation to the Senate, where pressure is growing to make the Justice Department release more documents.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Breaking news: The House of Representatives voted overwhelmingly to compel the release of the Epstein files. The bill will now go to the Senate.
“I asked ChatGPT to make my dog in human form!”, “I asked CoPilot to make me into an action figure!”, “I wanted to see what my fave book characters look like so I made them using AI!” Babe, your brain is so low budget/working in 3G it hurts 😭
April 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT to make my dog in human form!”, “I asked CoPilot to make me into an action figure!”, “I wanted to see what my fave book characters look like so I made them using AI!” Babe, your brain is so low budget/working in 3G it hurts 😭
Is it allergies? A cold? Covid? Or did I just make eye contact with the snottiest kid at daycare for too long.
March 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Is it allergies? A cold? Covid? Or did I just make eye contact with the snottiest kid at daycare for too long.
Love to work in tech as a woman where I spend my days fixing the mistakes of men only to have them never utter a simple thanks for making their silly problems cease to exist.
March 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Love to work in tech as a woman where I spend my days fixing the mistakes of men only to have them never utter a simple thanks for making their silly problems cease to exist.
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
Valentine’s Day gets a lot of shit, rightfully so, but I just gave out a dozen carnations to teachers at daycare and it seemed to brighten their whole day so like. I’ll take it! I love it! ♥️
February 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Valentine’s Day gets a lot of shit, rightfully so, but I just gave out a dozen carnations to teachers at daycare and it seemed to brighten their whole day so like. I’ll take it! I love it! ♥️
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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
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in all honesty I’m not gonna feel like congress is doing enough until one of them gets arrested trying to enter one of the government buildings Elon took over
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
in all honesty I’m not gonna feel like congress is doing enough until one of them gets arrested trying to enter one of the government buildings Elon took over
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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My new morning routine after coffee is to write to my representative and my Senators. 🇺🇸
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My new morning routine after coffee is to write to my representative and my Senators. 🇺🇸
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
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Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do
February 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do
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The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more.
I'm trying to save them.
You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.
I'm trying to save them.
You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.
Download CDC Guidelines Removed By The Trump Admin
The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more.
CDCGuidelines.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more.
I'm trying to save them.
You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.
I'm trying to save them.
You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.
Right down the street from my in-laws. So scary.
DMV News Live has posted the following video on twitter of the plane crash in northeast Philadelphia
February 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Right down the street from my in-laws. So scary.
My yoga teacher accidentally farted in our class this morning while I was mid-savasana panic attack about The State of Things™️ and, boy, did I really need that chuckle this week.
January 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My yoga teacher accidentally farted in our class this morning while I was mid-savasana panic attack about The State of Things™️ and, boy, did I really need that chuckle this week.
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Men love to “hop on calls” and use words like “longitudinal”.
January 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Men love to “hop on calls” and use words like “longitudinal”.
Deleted TikTok the night of the “ban” and have never felt better. Might fuck around in 2025 and delete ‘em all.
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Deleted TikTok the night of the “ban” and have never felt better. Might fuck around in 2025 and delete ‘em all.
13 days in to 2025 and I’m thrilled to report that I still know all of the words to The Call by the Backstreet Boys.
January 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
13 days in to 2025 and I’m thrilled to report that I still know all of the words to The Call by the Backstreet Boys.
Adult Assembly Required has got to be my most hated 3 words as a parent of a toddler on Christmas/Hannukah.
December 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Adult Assembly Required has got to be my most hated 3 words as a parent of a toddler on Christmas/Hannukah.
If you see me counting the picture books I read to my kid every night in my Goodreads count for the year, no you didn’t.
December 9, 2024 at 12:38 AM
If you see me counting the picture books I read to my kid every night in my Goodreads count for the year, no you didn’t.