✨System Malfunction✨🍯🦡
@ohon-e-badger.bsky.social
She/They - Emotional Support Honey Badger
I am an artist, writer, psychic intuitive, and Friend for Hire. I'm here for fun, and I prefer peace. And as always? Have the day you deserve. 😊 18+ Only!
I am an artist, writer, psychic intuitive, and Friend for Hire. I'm here for fun, and I prefer peace. And as always? Have the day you deserve. 😊 18+ Only!
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So hey. I have NO idea who's gonna see this? But I wanna draw your pet, and I want to draw them hilariously. Send me your pet pics, and I'll pick the funniest ones to draw. Payment not necessary but tips are welcome. I'll tag you on the completed pieces!
#petportraits #digitalart
#petportraits #digitalart
When I get down about my appearance, I like to remind myself that I am socially trained into the expectations of my own race.
Dwarven men would find me incredibly attractive, and that's enough for me.
#beardedlady
Dwarven men would find me incredibly attractive, and that's enough for me.
#beardedlady
November 28, 2024 at 6:38 AM
When I get down about my appearance, I like to remind myself that I am socially trained into the expectations of my own race.
Dwarven men would find me incredibly attractive, and that's enough for me.
#beardedlady
Dwarven men would find me incredibly attractive, and that's enough for me.
#beardedlady
I got that dawg in me.
The dawg:
The dawg:
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I got that dawg in me.
The dawg:
The dawg:
I dunno who needs to hear this, but y'all get those turkeys out of the freezer and into the fridge TONIGHT. Especially you fry-crazy Southerners.
#saynotofrozenfriedturkey on #thanksgiving
#saynotofrozenfriedturkey on #thanksgiving
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I dunno who needs to hear this, but y'all get those turkeys out of the freezer and into the fridge TONIGHT. Especially you fry-crazy Southerners.
#saynotofrozenfriedturkey on #thanksgiving
#saynotofrozenfriedturkey on #thanksgiving
@msbronwyn-author.bsky.social is this like... The ultimate collection of Maisy faces? 😂 Have we mastered the Four Elements of "Pet Me?" Maybe we should call her Catatar now.
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 AM
@msbronwyn-author.bsky.social is this like... The ultimate collection of Maisy faces? 😂 Have we mastered the Four Elements of "Pet Me?" Maybe we should call her Catatar now.
So, I was looking up terrarium builds for my rubber ducky isopods, mmkay? Bing has a tendency to offer the WILDEST search suggestions which as an #ADHD person tends to send me down the craziest rabbit holes. This particular rabbit hole did me hilariously dirty.
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
So, I was looking up terrarium builds for my rubber ducky isopods, mmkay? Bing has a tendency to offer the WILDEST search suggestions which as an #ADHD person tends to send me down the craziest rabbit holes. This particular rabbit hole did me hilariously dirty.
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
Okay so I got some clarification from the experts on what Steel is genetically. He's called a Recessive White. They get these beautiful silver colors on them that stay until they mature, which then they will molt out to the standard black and white.
Enjoy some photo spam of Steel the Regal Jumping Spider. I was able to actually get his colors in these photos so you can actually see how amazing he is! He is not your average male P. Regius.
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Okay so I got some clarification from the experts on what Steel is genetically. He's called a Recessive White. They get these beautiful silver colors on them that stay until they mature, which then they will molt out to the standard black and white.
Enjoy some photo spam of Steel the Regal Jumping Spider. I was able to actually get his colors in these photos so you can actually see how amazing he is! He is not your average male P. Regius.
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Enjoy some photo spam of Steel the Regal Jumping Spider. I was able to actually get his colors in these photos so you can actually see how amazing he is! He is not your average male P. Regius.
Reposted by ✨System Malfunction✨🍯🦡
Stolen from @highnessophelia.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Stolen from @highnessophelia.bsky.social
So yesterday, I was VERY kindly gifted a colony of an animal that has been on my bucket list for a very long time. Meet the Rubber Ducky isopod! These little guys are not only extra cute, but they're extremely curious and super friendly!
November 18, 2024 at 1:43 PM
So yesterday, I was VERY kindly gifted a colony of an animal that has been on my bucket list for a very long time. Meet the Rubber Ducky isopod! These little guys are not only extra cute, but they're extremely curious and super friendly!
I was gifted two new jumping spiders today. This one is Steel. The most beautiful male Regal Jumping Spider I've ever seen-- And I've seen a lot of them.
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I was gifted two new jumping spiders today. This one is Steel. The most beautiful male Regal Jumping Spider I've ever seen-- And I've seen a lot of them.
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
Reposted by ✨System Malfunction✨🍯🦡
"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"
So hey. I have NO idea who's gonna see this? But I wanna draw your pet, and I want to draw them hilariously. Send me your pet pics, and I'll pick the funniest ones to draw. Payment not necessary but tips are welcome. I'll tag you on the completed pieces!
#petportraits #digitalart
#petportraits #digitalart
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 PM
So hey. I have NO idea who's gonna see this? But I wanna draw your pet, and I want to draw them hilariously. Send me your pet pics, and I'll pick the funniest ones to draw. Payment not necessary but tips are welcome. I'll tag you on the completed pieces!
#petportraits #digitalart
#petportraits #digitalart