✨System Malfunction✨🍯🦡
@ohon-e-badger.bsky.social
She/They - Emotional Support Honey Badger
I am an artist, writer, psychic intuitive, and Friend for Hire. I'm here for fun, and I prefer peace. And as always? Have the day you deserve. 😊 18+ Only!
I am an artist, writer, psychic intuitive, and Friend for Hire. I'm here for fun, and I prefer peace. And as always? Have the day you deserve. 😊 18+ Only!
I got that dawg in me.
The dawg:
The dawg:
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I got that dawg in me.
The dawg:
The dawg:
@msbronwyn-author.bsky.social is this like... The ultimate collection of Maisy faces? 😂 Have we mastered the Four Elements of "Pet Me?" Maybe we should call her Catatar now.
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 AM
@msbronwyn-author.bsky.social is this like... The ultimate collection of Maisy faces? 😂 Have we mastered the Four Elements of "Pet Me?" Maybe we should call her Catatar now.
So, I was looking up terrarium builds for my rubber ducky isopods, mmkay? Bing has a tendency to offer the WILDEST search suggestions which as an #ADHD person tends to send me down the craziest rabbit holes. This particular rabbit hole did me hilariously dirty.
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
So, I was looking up terrarium builds for my rubber ducky isopods, mmkay? Bing has a tendency to offer the WILDEST search suggestions which as an #ADHD person tends to send me down the craziest rabbit holes. This particular rabbit hole did me hilariously dirty.
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
Y'all.
Y'ALL.
IT'S REAL!
Anyway, here's some more Steel Spam (and a hairy arm).
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Anyway, here's some more Steel Spam (and a hairy arm).
Steel, however, has a blend of gray in what should be standard black markings. Almost like roan in horses. His chelicerae are the standard vivid green, but I don't think a better color could have been genetically picked for him on the DNA color wheel lol.
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Steel, however, has a blend of gray in what should be standard black markings. Almost like roan in horses. His chelicerae are the standard vivid green, but I don't think a better color could have been genetically picked for him on the DNA color wheel lol.
For some clarification, P. Regius males usually come in one color with their color variety being in their chelicerae. The "average" chelicerae colors are Green, Yellow/Gold, and Blue. They generally have a black body with vivid white markings.
(Images sourced by Bing Image Search)
(Images sourced by Bing Image Search)
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
For some clarification, P. Regius males usually come in one color with their color variety being in their chelicerae. The "average" chelicerae colors are Green, Yellow/Gold, and Blue. They generally have a black body with vivid white markings.
(Images sourced by Bing Image Search)
(Images sourced by Bing Image Search)
Enjoy some photo spam of Steel the Regal Jumping Spider. I was able to actually get his colors in these photos so you can actually see how amazing he is! He is not your average male P. Regius.
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Enjoy some photo spam of Steel the Regal Jumping Spider. I was able to actually get his colors in these photos so you can actually see how amazing he is! He is not your average male P. Regius.
So yesterday, I was VERY kindly gifted a colony of an animal that has been on my bucket list for a very long time. Meet the Rubber Ducky isopod! These little guys are not only extra cute, but they're extremely curious and super friendly!
November 18, 2024 at 1:43 PM
So yesterday, I was VERY kindly gifted a colony of an animal that has been on my bucket list for a very long time. Meet the Rubber Ducky isopod! These little guys are not only extra cute, but they're extremely curious and super friendly!
I was gifted two new jumping spiders today. This one is Steel. The most beautiful male Regal Jumping Spider I've ever seen-- And I've seen a lot of them.
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I was gifted two new jumping spiders today. This one is Steel. The most beautiful male Regal Jumping Spider I've ever seen-- And I've seen a lot of them.
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
Anyway, I thought y'all would like a photo of him posing for the camera after snuggling down on my chest 🥰
So hey. I have NO idea who's gonna see this? But I wanna draw your pet, and I want to draw them hilariously. Send me your pet pics, and I'll pick the funniest ones to draw. Payment not necessary but tips are welcome. I'll tag you on the completed pieces!
#petportraits #digitalart
#petportraits #digitalart
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 PM
So hey. I have NO idea who's gonna see this? But I wanna draw your pet, and I want to draw them hilariously. Send me your pet pics, and I'll pick the funniest ones to draw. Payment not necessary but tips are welcome. I'll tag you on the completed pieces!
#petportraits #digitalart
#petportraits #digitalart