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ohmygodyael.bsky.social
Internet Bird
@ohmygodyael.bsky.social
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I write little fantasy and horror stories. AuDHD. Leather crafter. Sometimes painter. Plant and bird adorer. One time, a rabbi called me a “very special person”. She/her or it/its.
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December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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every doctor every single time they meet someone who has needle phobia
The inhaling seagull meme. First panel: seagull just sitting there. Text says “oh you’re scared of needles” Second panel: the seagull’s beak is slightly open. Text says “Don’t worry lots of people are scared of needles” Third panel: The seagull’s head is back, clearly winding up for an absolutely weapons-grade squawk. Text says “in medical school I met a big tatted up biker dude” Fourth panel: Deep-fried image of the seagull in full squawk mode with red laser eyes. Text says “AND HE WAS TERRIFIED OF NEEDLES, CITING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TATTOO NEEDLE AND THE HYPODERMIC NEEDLES USED FOR MEDICAL INJECTIONS OR VENIPUNCTURE”
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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i think we’ve got a leucistic house finch! @bird-nerdco.bsky.social ??
A little white and gray bird on a green bird feeder.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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SOGGY HOUSE FINCH ALERT 🚨 little soggy man. 🚨 little soggy man in hims puffy little coat. 🚨 send help. not equipped to deal with this level of cuteness.
A male house finch sits on the windowsill of a slightly-ajar window on a rainy day. His feathers are kinda puffed out because it’s chilly outside.
October 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i hurried through the last few chapters of A Wizard of Earthsea because i was so hyped about Strange Houses and now i wish I’d just stayed in Iffish with Vetch and Ged
A meme about the books I’ve been reading. On the left it says “A Wizard of Earthsea” and there’s a picture of Gordon Ramsay hugging a little girl and saying “Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.” On the right it says “Strange Houses” and there’s a picture of Gordon Ramsay yelling “You fucking donkey!”
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I mean look at this guy
Screenshot (POV: underwater) of a huge brown bear standing on their back legs in a river, with their head also dipped into the water trying to find salmon. When standing on their back legs, their appearance is reminiscent of a person clumsily paddling around in the water.
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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i made some snacks everybirdy come get some
A white paper towel with several little ping-pong-sized balls made of blended oat flour, walnuts, dates, and peanut butter arranged on it
June 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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look at the size of this fucking mushroom
it’s a huge mushroom on a tree stump. the top is cream colored speckled with darker brown spots and it’s concave. it’s, like, almost as big as a dinner plate.
May 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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presenting (mostly) without comment for anyone else who’s casually interested in how different industries are trying to dance around admitting that the tariffs are maybe not ideal.
A marketing email from Tandy Leather. The subject line is “A look at US Hides” and the body of the email claims the leather made from US hides have “more consistent shape, size, and overall appearance with limited imperfections.” There’s a picture of some assorted leather hides behind the text.
April 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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only just started reading it in the last few days, but i already recommend “The Origin Of Capitalism” for anyone who knows in their heart that “iT’S jUst HuMAn NatUrE” is a bullshit explanation for capitalism but would also like to know, in their mind, exactly what makes it bullshit.
A picture of the cover of a paperback edition of “The Origin of Capitalism” by Ellen Meiksins Wood
March 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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@nachobra.bsky.social bela fujoshi lmao
a sepia picture of bela lugosi as dracula edited so his cheeks have little anime blushes on them
February 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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the only really good things about winter are (1) not having to mow and (2) it’s easy to wake up before dawn so i can listen to lofi and watch the galaxy projector stars go by
A white ceiling speckled with bright blue “stars” from a galaxy projector.
January 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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explanation of the Trans Shield Act here
January 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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it’s REALLY cold, so all the little birds are stuffing their beaks with lots and lots of sunflower seeds
A tall bird feeder hanging from the deck railing on a gray day. Everything’s covered in snow. There are a lot of birds. Cardinals, house finches, dark-eyed juncos, and Carolina wrens. One of them might be a European starling.
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I CANNOT live laugh love in these conditions
a picture of a digital hygrometer on the shelf of a black metal plant stand, surrounded by some house plant leaves. the humidity reading is 25%
January 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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i don’t have a good caption i just think this meme is useful to describe a lot of things that are happening rn and things that will be happening in the next several years
This is a four-panel line drawing comic. First panel: A man who… Ok, so the top of his head is just a big distended nutsack. Like his brain and the top of his skull are a ballsack. There’s a huge engorged penis coming off his forehead. His eyes are covered by the dick and balls. He is smiling. Second panel: The man has bent the penis so that most of it is in his mouth. He’s sucking on it and there’s some drool coming out the corner of his mouth. Third panel: The balls are deflated and the penis (still in his mouth) looks a bit flaccid. Fourth panel: The balls are tiny and the penis is small and shriveled. You can see his eyes now. He’s drooling a lot. The shriveled dong is dripping some drool. His face bears an expression of thorough self-satisfaction and post-bj-bliss. I am obligated to also inform you that he has several fewer teeth as compared to the first panel.
January 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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A meme where a guy is agonizing over which one of two buttons to press. The first is labeled “one troll and his followers whose ENTIRE PURPOSE for being online is to make life worse for trans people” and the other is labeled “thousands of trans people who post cool and funny and smart and nice stuff and don’t harass anyone”. In the bottom panel, the dude is saying “But it wouldn’t be fair to ban the troll!”
December 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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future falafel! feels like it should be greener but it’s my first try.
A glass bowl full of falafel mixture. Chickpeas, fresh herbs, spices, garlic, and onion all blended together. Looks a little like greenish wet sand.
December 10, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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woop, there it is! probably safe to just block him.
Screenshot of a skeet. Marco @mrmarcoco.bsky.social I’m not saying this is what I want. I just think the left need to wake up to this very real possibility and so do all they can to fix the problems. Said problems being the majority feel left behind by our (the left) obsession with including the minority. November 16, 2024 at 8:21 AM
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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the wheatgrass is beginning to look grassy
an eye-level side view of a tray of wheatgrass sprouts. They’re pale green and about an inch tall.
November 13, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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i can’t believe i used to think gardening was over by early august and there was no reason to bother planting anything tasty after that
A pile of arugula leaves and a few small red radishes with greens attached
November 12, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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oh hey my wheatgrass seeds are sprouting. somehow with all the other shit that’s going on, i kinda just assumed they wouldn’t
A close-up picture of some wet wheatgrass seeds stuck to the glass on the inside of a jar. If you look closely, you can see little white roots beginning to emerge from several of them.
November 9, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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A meme with an image of three preppy teen girls in a car from the movie Mean Girls. The meme text says “Get in loser, we’re curing ballots.”
November 5, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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jesus fucking christ
July 21, 2024 at 11:31 PM