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Justin Blackburn
@ohman.wtf
12-time nominee
Have you tried using AI to help you to use AI?
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
INT.: THANGORODRIM

MELKOR: Gothmog this, Gothmog that. I’m tired.

(LISTENS TO ALBUM)

MELKOR: From now on, you must call me MORGOTH
August 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Great, now I hear the sound in my head again.
August 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
He could do a fishing show. Coming soon to Middle Earth’s Outdoor channel: Basssmasssterses
August 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The deer legal team is on point with messaging
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A Toyota Corolla once crashed into a 300TD and it exploded into four billion fragments
August 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
(Adds Gil Scott-Heron to the playlist)
August 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You too!
August 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
> more cats than people

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August 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I alllllllmost didn’t get this joke, but then I remembered I had a pocket full of kryptonite.
August 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I applied for co-prince, but Andorran HR never called me back. I bet I would’ve been darling at it.
August 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM