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Justin Blackburn
@ohman.wtf
12-time nominee
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
babe, what's wrong? you've hardly touched your
August 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
me checking for ice cream in the freezer at 3:37AM
August 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got one of those too! The problem I had with it is that I don’t have a car.
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
July 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the orca are stepping up their game
July 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
look what woke has done to me now
June 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
They had a solid prototype working in the 80s
June 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
June 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
?
May 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
me rn
May 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I miss this generation of tech. Seemingly every month from about 85-91 (when CDs took over--this one is from 1987) there would be some new design, and whoever's birthday was that month would (probably) get the latest. hey were all incredibly fragile--other than the Sport models; IYKYK.
April 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
A bunch of dumbasses in my hometown were protesting against...something in 2020. I think maybe masks or just general public safety in the early days of the pandemic? Whatever. It pissed me off so I fixed their signs.
April 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
February 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
February 27, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I would like to share today's Mental Health Cheeseburger with you.
February 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
happy thing day
February 14, 2024 at 5:45 PM
January 26, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I am reasonably good at Freecell.
October 7, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Wasn't planning on upgrading this soon, but an unexpectedly dead phone forced the issue.
September 30, 2023 at 12:35 AM
September 25, 2023 at 6:19 PM
lol
August 22, 2023 at 5:31 PM
"The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read 'Go stick your head in a pig', and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration."
August 1, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Truly his greatest role.
August 1, 2023 at 3:12 AM
I've made the decision that this is a bit funnier if cropped correctly.
July 27, 2023 at 3:58 PM