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Justin Blackburn
@ohman.wtf
12-time nominee
Imagine being the guy that had the idea for Hardbodies 2. He does all these meetings he meets all these people and everyone seems into it. Then he sees next week’s coming attractions.
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
folks, we made it again youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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September 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
buy champagne now in case he dies unexpectedly

you don’t want to be left out of the street party
August 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I like being able to text my boss “they’ve got me save yourself” 30 on a weeknight and he just knows it’s me
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Did he die today?
August 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
just think when he dies. buy champagne now so you don’t risk it running out
August 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
if heart disease would go ahead and do the patriotic thing, I wouldn’t be opposed
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Who is the likeliest Balrog to own The Cure’s entire discography and why is it Gothmog?
August 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s been 25 years. We need to hear Mambos 1-4.
August 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
babe, what's wrong? you've hardly touched your
August 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I realized while failing to fall asleep last night that I have different “animal voices”; I talk to cats one way and to dogs another. I’m also curious what my giraffe voice would be. Would it be “HOW IS MY LONG-NECK BUDDY?” or more sedate?
August 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No notes. Publish it.
lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner
August 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
me checking for ice cream in the freezer at 3:37AM
August 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
oh no how will I get energy
July 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
U.S. Tsunami Warning Centers
www.tsunami.gov
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social and @themountaingoats.bsky.social’s wonderful duet, popped up in my FB memories feed today. Weird timing, considering the fuckery that CBS just got up to.
Stephen Colbert Joins The Mountain Goats To Perform 'This Year'
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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July 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yo @rianjohnson.bsky.social in case you need a new one. It’s already in Burbank…
July 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the orca are stepping up their game
July 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The people want trains. Folks should be able to take a high speed train from Binghamton to Bowling Green. From Mobile to Madison. From Pittsburgh to Portland. Don’t build detention camps. Build trains.
July 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
look what woke has done to me now
June 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I saw Tyra Banks buying movie tickets at the Arclight.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I just had a Mental Health Cheeseburger that added at least two more years to my life than it took off.

Eat cheeseburgers.
June 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Justin Blackburn
XII.XII.MMXXV on Netflix. More to come…
June 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery | Date Announcement | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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June 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM