WE DID IT! WE ELECTED A SOCIALIST MAYOR!!!

I was told that if I do this, the billionaires are all gonna move out and we'll become a socialist hellhole, super excited for that!

Woke up to this in my head incessantly (I'm not mad at it)

This got me giggling out loud on the train

But damn, I'll miss the Mohegan-inspired jerseys. Literally any of the pro men's teams who were/are named after Natives/Indians should follow this example as a way to pay homage.

Hey, any idea what verses come after that one?? No? Oh okay

A truly deranged insta ad, from the targeting to them making this and hitting "promote post" to begin with

If you make me mayor, I would ban these immediately. I'm building a coalition of jumpy girls with the anxiety of a chihuahua, join me

Held out for a good 2 weeks on watching Love Island but here I am, episode 3, starting to remember these fools' names...

Apple Music said "you're getting a throwBACK" today...fuck it, cheater's anthems before 7am

Fuck Emilia Perez! Fuck Hulu! Free Palestine! Long live independent film! Good night!!

Saying shit like this when there are still dozens of staffers who are unemployed...while they were at this retreat, the Harris-Walz alumni group was working to get people in DC the unemployment benefits they're owed. And the poorest staffers are the ones getting the fewest jobs

The Times would never be able to break a story like this, bc the average high ranking NYPD officer would never speak to a Times reporter. Wild to see.

Turns out to be completely right, and the only reason her "excessive overtime" was reported was bc she was about to turn him in.
Also, it is funny that all the cops run to the NYP about anything, which inadvertently makes them one of the best papers investigating the NYPD, cuz the cops all read it!

I remember talk about this NYPost article at Thanksgiving. I said that no one gets that much in overtime unless they're being paid to cover something up.

I'm not even joking. Answer ads like this. Fuck those management companies, these are the real landlords of NYC. Never ask questions and you could live there forever type situations.

The best way to find a place in NYC, fr. No brokers, no nonsense. $2800 on the 2nd floor, heat and hot water. Take it or leave it.

Twitter has fallen...guess we're stuck here

The post goblin is back