Oftenwright
@oftenwright.bsky.social
Irish. Left-handed. Can use apostrophes.
Love a cheeky birthday card 🥴
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Love a cheeky birthday card 🥴
When it’s grey, make brighter cocktails 😎
May 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When it’s grey, make brighter cocktails 😎
The one on the left - first opened at a housewarming party in July 1998. It has just run out. 🫢
May 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The one on the left - first opened at a housewarming party in July 1998. It has just run out. 🫢
First cut
(Ironically, not the deepest 🥴)
(Ironically, not the deepest 🥴)
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
First cut
(Ironically, not the deepest 🥴)
(Ironically, not the deepest 🥴)
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STOP FUCKING UP MY PENSION YOU MASSIVE ORANGE SHITGIBBON
March 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
STOP FUCKING UP MY PENSION YOU MASSIVE ORANGE SHITGIBBON
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Grown men that wear their club (cricket/football etc) tracksuit during the day though
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
March 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Grown men that wear their club (cricket/football etc) tracksuit during the day though
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
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This is one of the best things I've read and I've used "gargle my balls" twice today.
It's now a vocabulary mainstay 😎
It's now a vocabulary mainstay 😎
January 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is one of the best things I've read and I've used "gargle my balls" twice today.
It's now a vocabulary mainstay 😎
It's now a vocabulary mainstay 😎
Mine’s the manly-lookin’ one on the left 🤌🏻
January 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mine’s the manly-lookin’ one on the left 🤌🏻
Not moving from here…
December 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Not moving from here…
December 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Just call me Monty Don 🥴
🪴🪴
🪴🪴
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Just call me Monty Don 🥴
🪴🪴
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*still* cutting grass on the 10th November 🥴
November 10, 2024 at 5:30 PM
*still* cutting grass on the 10th November 🥴
West Strand and a Manhattan / both pretty good 🤌🏻
October 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
West Strand and a Manhattan / both pretty good 🤌🏻
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First Tesla Cybertruck Listed At Online Auction Fails To Meet Reserve
It's hard to overstate what an absolute flop this vehicle is, considering the fanatical cult fanbase this company has. You truly love to see it.
It's hard to overstate what an absolute flop this vehicle is, considering the fanatical cult fanbase this company has. You truly love to see it.
First Tesla Cybertruck Listed At Online Auction Fails To Meet Reserve
The first Tesla Cybertruck to hit a public online auction came short of meeting reserve on the popular website Cars & Bids.
www.forbes.com
March 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
First Tesla Cybertruck Listed At Online Auction Fails To Meet Reserve
It's hard to overstate what an absolute flop this vehicle is, considering the fanatical cult fanbase this company has. You truly love to see it.
It's hard to overstate what an absolute flop this vehicle is, considering the fanatical cult fanbase this company has. You truly love to see it.
And when they get there, they can FUCK RIGHT OFF FURTHER
As ever, Take That can FUCK RIGHT OFF #totp
February 2, 2024 at 7:30 PM
And when they get there, they can FUCK RIGHT OFF FURTHER
Pay yer tax, you grubby Tory twat 😐
February 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Pay yer tax, you grubby Tory twat 😐