Oftenwright
@oftenwright.bsky.social
Irish. Left-handed. Can use apostrophes.
Run that photo through the News Letter’s “count a Scarva crowd” app - probs about 100,000 brethren there 🤭
June 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Run that photo through the News Letter’s “count a Scarva crowd” app - probs about 100,000 brethren there 🤭
Old Tom gin
Blood orange
Fizzy wine [Crémant this evening]
Blood orange
Fizzy wine [Crémant this evening]
May 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Old Tom gin
Blood orange
Fizzy wine [Crémant this evening]
Blood orange
Fizzy wine [Crémant this evening]
Extra points for no apostrophes. 🤌🏻
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Extra points for no apostrophes. 🤌🏻
Yup, but energised, with less cash, that’s the one 🥴
April 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yup, but energised, with less cash, that’s the one 🥴
Misphonia; is a “thing” 😳
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Misphonia; is a “thing” 😳
Ridiculous alternative therapy, by grifty therapist twats. Scrolling past, those wee clear bits looked like the ‘cup’ things - apologies.
April 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ridiculous alternative therapy, by grifty therapist twats. Scrolling past, those wee clear bits looked like the ‘cup’ things - apologies.
I thought you taken to cupping for “helf” 🥺
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I thought you taken to cupping for “helf” 🥺
What if your forebears “took the soup” though? 👀
March 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What if your forebears “took the soup” though? 👀
Inserts <Emperor, do it GIF>
March 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Inserts <Emperor, do it GIF>
Do the sassidge rolls now! 🙏
March 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Do the sassidge rolls now! 🙏
Wait what now??
High bar to beat is Jeffers 😍
High bar to beat is Jeffers 😍
March 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wait what now??
High bar to beat is Jeffers 😍
High bar to beat is Jeffers 😍
Is fine after 24 hours and you’ll have rinsed it away with the washer.
March 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Is fine after 24 hours and you’ll have rinsed it away with the washer.
Get a big barrel of Hypochorite from somewhere that sells coal etc
[Conc bleach essentially, culchies would use to clean out sheds etc. 1 part chemical, 4 parts H2O roughly - use proper safety kit - is while strong 👀] “water yard with watering can. leave o/night. Use the parr washer - presto ✨
[Conc bleach essentially, culchies would use to clean out sheds etc. 1 part chemical, 4 parts H2O roughly - use proper safety kit - is while strong 👀] “water yard with watering can. leave o/night. Use the parr washer - presto ✨
March 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Get a big barrel of Hypochorite from somewhere that sells coal etc
[Conc bleach essentially, culchies would use to clean out sheds etc. 1 part chemical, 4 parts H2O roughly - use proper safety kit - is while strong 👀] “water yard with watering can. leave o/night. Use the parr washer - presto ✨
[Conc bleach essentially, culchies would use to clean out sheds etc. 1 part chemical, 4 parts H2O roughly - use proper safety kit - is while strong 👀] “water yard with watering can. leave o/night. Use the parr washer - presto ✨
Be like George Best’s statue being surrounded by a sea of empty Smirnoff bottles 😎👍🏻
February 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Be like George Best’s statue being surrounded by a sea of empty Smirnoff bottles 😎👍🏻
😢
Been googling like mad this week 🥰
Been googling like mad this week 🥰
February 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Been googling like mad this week 🥰
Been googling like mad this week 🥰