Jack Black
@offsetbreakdown.bsky.social
Some random dude with a famous name
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So American children should make do with "two dolls" while Donald Trump gets a free "sky palace" from the Qatari government? Okay.
May 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So American children should make do with "two dolls" while Donald Trump gets a free "sky palace" from the Qatari government? Okay.
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
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The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
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WOMAN: It's an ice fishery, and it's been around since the early 1900s
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
April 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
WOMAN: It's an ice fishery, and it's been around since the early 1900s
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
Called Missouri's senators and my rep Sam Graves to tell them that Donald Trump is a mentally retarded mobster. You should, too!!
April 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Called Missouri's senators and my rep Sam Graves to tell them that Donald Trump is a mentally retarded mobster. You should, too!!
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
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As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
One of these days, I'm gonna wake from this fascist nightmare and find out I was hit in the head with a coconut on a Mexican vacation in 2015. Trump hasn't been elected. Our government isn't filled with orange chode gobblers. And I've got a fresh margarita with salt all around that rim rim rim.
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One of these days, I'm gonna wake from this fascist nightmare and find out I was hit in the head with a coconut on a Mexican vacation in 2015. Trump hasn't been elected. Our government isn't filled with orange chode gobblers. And I've got a fresh margarita with salt all around that rim rim rim.
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for the one millionth time, the dept of education just monitors access to education. civil rights, title ix, disabilities, making sure everybody gets a fair opportunity.
this is not about curriculum. states design those standards. this is an attack on the idea of fairness in education.
this is not about curriculum. states design those standards. this is an attack on the idea of fairness in education.
if a senile old man can wave his little marker and say the department of education is gone we don’t really live in anything remotely like a democracy do we
March 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
for the one millionth time, the dept of education just monitors access to education. civil rights, title ix, disabilities, making sure everybody gets a fair opportunity.
this is not about curriculum. states design those standards. this is an attack on the idea of fairness in education.
this is not about curriculum. states design those standards. this is an attack on the idea of fairness in education.
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🚨 NEW: We just launched a one-click email tool to contact all Democratic Senators who are still undecided on the CR.
Contact them and tell them to vote NO here ⬇️
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Contact them and tell them to vote NO here ⬇️
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
New/Mode | Make your voice impossible to ignore
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March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🚨 NEW: We just launched a one-click email tool to contact all Democratic Senators who are still undecided on the CR.
Contact them and tell them to vote NO here ⬇️
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
Contact them and tell them to vote NO here ⬇️
win.newmode.net/votersoftomo...
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"It's the globalists"
March 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"It's the globalists"
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Have you said thank you once?
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Have you said thank you once?
🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
When will Lego fix my autism and make more adult Lego sets? The people (me) need to know.
February 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When will Lego fix my autism and make more adult Lego sets? The people (me) need to know.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Dear Trump Voters,
If you were okay with the courts stopping Biden from forgiving my student loans, then you need to be okay with the courts stopping Elon and Trump from ripping apart the government. If you're not, you want a dictator in this country you fucking dolts.
If you were okay with the courts stopping Biden from forgiving my student loans, then you need to be okay with the courts stopping Elon and Trump from ripping apart the government. If you're not, you want a dictator in this country you fucking dolts.
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dear Trump Voters,
If you were okay with the courts stopping Biden from forgiving my student loans, then you need to be okay with the courts stopping Elon and Trump from ripping apart the government. If you're not, you want a dictator in this country you fucking dolts.
If you were okay with the courts stopping Biden from forgiving my student loans, then you need to be okay with the courts stopping Elon and Trump from ripping apart the government. If you're not, you want a dictator in this country you fucking dolts.
Patrick Mahomes walking into the locker room at half time:
kermit the frog from the muppet show is holding his hand to his mouth .
ALT: kermit the frog from the muppet show is holding his hand to his mouth .
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February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Patrick Mahomes walking into the locker room at half time:
A picture of me begging to go back to 2012 when My Chemical Romance was touring, a bottle of soda was less than a dollar, and our country wasn't filled with fascist bootlickers.
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A picture of me begging to go back to 2012 when My Chemical Romance was touring, a bottle of soda was less than a dollar, and our country wasn't filled with fascist bootlickers.
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And the winner goes to this person at the Michigan capital protest 😂🏆
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And the winner goes to this person at the Michigan capital protest 😂🏆
I've been calling my senators and house representative the past few days about the current state of affairs. I hope it's okay to swear at their staff because I've been swearing at their staff. #FuckElon
February 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I've been calling my senators and house representative the past few days about the current state of affairs. I hope it's okay to swear at their staff because I've been swearing at their staff. #FuckElon
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An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
I'm currently ignoring the pointless and hurtful trade war that the thing in the White House started with the movie Burlesque. 1. I love to hear Cher talk. 2. Stanley Tucci has been cemented as my celebrity crush.
a bald man with glasses and a beard is looking at the camera
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is looking at the camera
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February 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm currently ignoring the pointless and hurtful trade war that the thing in the White House started with the movie Burlesque. 1. I love to hear Cher talk. 2. Stanley Tucci has been cemented as my celebrity crush.