OMFGJules
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Author of “OMFG: Horns Over Hooves”, and mother of Monster Fucker Friday. Big fan of Satyrday too. This accounts is NSFW. 🔞 🩷💜💙/🩷🤍💜🖤💙
December was a gauntlet of a month. Anyway, thank whatever it’s over.
January 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
December was a gauntlet of a month. Anyway, thank whatever it’s over.
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Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed
Want an easy tasty Holiday No-Bake recipe? Then please stay tuned as I show you how to make Holly Berries. They’re my variant of Jello Sugar Plums.
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Want an easy tasty Holiday No-Bake recipe? Then please stay tuned as I show you how to make Holly Berries. They’re my variant of Jello Sugar Plums.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
Musical style? Or new life goal?
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Musical style? Or new life goal?
Turns out I can’t listen to Christmas instrumental while writing. My brain auto-inserts lyrics and pretty soon I can’t hear dialogue. Just caroling.
“I can’t stand the tension anymore! I need to says something!”
“My love? What is it?”
“ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH! SWEETLY SINGING O’ER TH-“
“I can’t stand the tension anymore! I need to says something!”
“My love? What is it?”
“ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH! SWEETLY SINGING O’ER TH-“
December 3, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Turns out I can’t listen to Christmas instrumental while writing. My brain auto-inserts lyrics and pretty soon I can’t hear dialogue. Just caroling.
“I can’t stand the tension anymore! I need to says something!”
“My love? What is it?”
“ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH! SWEETLY SINGING O’ER TH-“
“I can’t stand the tension anymore! I need to says something!”
“My love? What is it?”
“ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH! SWEETLY SINGING O’ER TH-“
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Cannot recommend Icelandic Yule traditions enough. So dark, so bonkers. 👩🍳💋
(I am not responsible for the resulting behaviour of anyone's children after learning about the 13 Yule Lads.)
(I am not responsible for the resulting behaviour of anyone's children after learning about the 13 Yule Lads.)
There are already so many traditional mythic creatures that like to terrorize children into behaving. Krampus, obviously, but my favorite remains Iceland’s Yule Cat, who eats kids who refuse to wear their Christmas sweaters.
December 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Cannot recommend Icelandic Yule traditions enough. So dark, so bonkers. 👩🍳💋
(I am not responsible for the resulting behaviour of anyone's children after learning about the 13 Yule Lads.)
(I am not responsible for the resulting behaviour of anyone's children after learning about the 13 Yule Lads.)
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Authors love libraries. Please use them. Please support them.
Libraries are amazing. 📚
Libraries are amazing. 📚
December 2, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Authors love libraries. Please use them. Please support them.
Libraries are amazing. 📚
Libraries are amazing. 📚
TIL that Deck The Halls has been around since the 16th century, was originally a Welsh New Year song, and was written for the harp.
December 2, 2024 at 12:37 PM
TIL that Deck The Halls has been around since the 16th century, was originally a Welsh New Year song, and was written for the harp.
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December 1, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Which Yule Lad is your favorite? Mine is Skyr Gobbler.
Each night before Icelandic Christmas or Yule (depending on the tradition, a new Yule Lad arrives: the 13 sons of Gryla are tricksters supreme, pagan spirits who harass the Icelandic people for 13 nights, once malicious kidnappers but now mere pranksters. #FolkyFriday
November 29, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Which Yule Lad is your favorite? Mine is Skyr Gobbler.
Leftovers have been packed away, the folding table is tucked back in storage, and that means it’s time for our yearly tradition: suffering the Star Wars Holiday Special with the help of Rifftrax.
a close up of chewbacca 's face from star wars with a beard and teeth .
ALT: a close up of chewbacca 's face from star wars with a beard and teeth .
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November 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Leftovers have been packed away, the folding table is tucked back in storage, and that means it’s time for our yearly tradition: suffering the Star Wars Holiday Special with the help of Rifftrax.
Maybe ingesting approximately a pound of butter and 50k calories throughout the course of the meal wasn’t a good idea for my tummy.
November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Maybe ingesting approximately a pound of butter and 50k calories throughout the course of the meal wasn’t a good idea for my tummy.
On the docket today: turn homemade turkey neck stock into make-ahead gravy, make the cranberry sauce and the cracker dressing. And on top of all that, clean like my house is going to be turned into a surgical scrub room.
a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a vacuum cleaner and saying " i want this place looking like disney on
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a vacuum cleaner and saying " i want this place looking like disney on
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November 27, 2024 at 12:55 PM
On the docket today: turn homemade turkey neck stock into make-ahead gravy, make the cranberry sauce and the cracker dressing. And on top of all that, clean like my house is going to be turned into a surgical scrub room.
New word added to my lexicon. Thanks, Australia! 😘
Australia’s oldest dictionary of Australian English has chosen “enshittification” – a slang term referring to the deterioration of products and services online – as the word of 2024.
Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary names ‘enshittification’ word of the year
Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary says term captures widespread sense that things are getting worse.
www.aljazeera.com
November 27, 2024 at 11:38 AM
New word added to my lexicon. Thanks, Australia! 😘
My reading plans after Thanksgiving (you know, when I can breathe a sigh of relief and take a break from obsessively cleaning house)
November 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
My reading plans after Thanksgiving (you know, when I can breathe a sigh of relief and take a break from obsessively cleaning house)
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LOLLL imagine being normal!
November 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
LOLLL imagine being normal!
Just gotta limp through this week… and then the holiday onslaught truly begins. (I’m not ready)
November 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Just gotta limp through this week… and then the holiday onslaught truly begins. (I’m not ready)
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despite all this, an underlying theme of hope
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
despite all this, an underlying theme of hope
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What me and the mutuals are into
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
What me and the mutuals are into
It’s been just over a year and since then, I’ve built a folk harp (from a kit), painted it, and now I can play a few fun tunes. Slowly figuring out how to read sheet music, too. I do not regret putting this on my wishlist.
November 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
It’s been just over a year and since then, I’ve built a folk harp (from a kit), painted it, and now I can play a few fun tunes. Slowly figuring out how to read sheet music, too. I do not regret putting this on my wishlist.
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Real
November 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Real
Tonight was skate night for my kid’s school and it never ceases to amaze me how the roller rink hasn’t changed a single bit since I was a teenager. Even the smells and wall stains. (A great time was had, I assure you.)
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Tonight was skate night for my kid’s school and it never ceases to amaze me how the roller rink hasn’t changed a single bit since I was a teenager. Even the smells and wall stains. (A great time was had, I assure you.)
Heard a thunk on my living room window. Looked outside and found this little one stunned on the ground. Kept it safe and cozy until it recovered and flew away. Had to share the cuteness. Safe travels, little friend.
November 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Heard a thunk on my living room window. Looked outside and found this little one stunned on the ground. Kept it safe and cozy until it recovered and flew away. Had to share the cuteness. Safe travels, little friend.
I cleaned my room yesterday and now my dreams/ goals/ aspirations feel obtainable again.
elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
ALT: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
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November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I cleaned my room yesterday and now my dreams/ goals/ aspirations feel obtainable again.