Helena Handbasket
@officialbogwitch.bsky.social
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*force feeds you Tylenol so that you become autistic enough to understand that when I make an objective statement, there’s no hidden meaning, implication, or subtext behind what I just said*
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
*force feeds you Tylenol so that you become autistic enough to understand that when I make an objective statement, there’s no hidden meaning, implication, or subtext behind what I just said*
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When people say this administration is alarmingly eager to protect pedophiles, they aren't exaggerating.
August 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When people say this administration is alarmingly eager to protect pedophiles, they aren't exaggerating.
Sloth bears look like they belong in the ocean. I will not elaborate.
August 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Sloth bears look like they belong in the ocean. I will not elaborate.
Witches, please don’t use microwave trays for your candle magic! Each time you let that candle burn down, you’re risking the glass busting and causing a fire. Just use disposable pie tins if a silver tray isn’t easily accessible to you. Witches still need to practice fire safety!
July 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Witches, please don’t use microwave trays for your candle magic! Each time you let that candle burn down, you’re risking the glass busting and causing a fire. Just use disposable pie tins if a silver tray isn’t easily accessible to you. Witches still need to practice fire safety!
Such a small thing, but I finally got annoyed at not being able to find my cursor across 3 screens so I made my cursor neon green, created a powershell script, and assigned it hot keys so that all I have to do is hit “ctrl+shift+m” and my cursor will center itself on my main display 😮💨
July 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Such a small thing, but I finally got annoyed at not being able to find my cursor across 3 screens so I made my cursor neon green, created a powershell script, and assigned it hot keys so that all I have to do is hit “ctrl+shift+m” and my cursor will center itself on my main display 😮💨
Tfw the weird, knock-off “carbon plate” running shoes you found on the Gate perfectly resolve your lower back pain, but when you go to order more, the shop is *unavailable*
June 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Tfw the weird, knock-off “carbon plate” running shoes you found on the Gate perfectly resolve your lower back pain, but when you go to order more, the shop is *unavailable*
Slid on over to Neptune (for beta.)
April 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Slid on over to Neptune (for beta.)
HELP! What is it called when you have a frog shaped butt as a human because THESE ARE NOT THE ANSWERS I SOUGHT. 😟
March 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
HELP! What is it called when you have a frog shaped butt as a human because THESE ARE NOT THE ANSWERS I SOUGHT. 😟
How tf do you know which eagle is which?? 😐
March 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
How tf do you know which eagle is which?? 😐
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t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
Me, 6 months ago: Today’s democrats are just the republicans of the early aughts.
Libs: vOtE bLuE no mAtTeR wHo
Dems in 2025: *hob knobbing w MAGAts, supporting their bills and orders* *Newsom platforming extreme right folk like Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon; being openly transphobic*
Me: 😒
Libs: vOtE bLuE no mAtTeR wHo
Dems in 2025: *hob knobbing w MAGAts, supporting their bills and orders* *Newsom platforming extreme right folk like Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon; being openly transphobic*
Me: 😒
March 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me, 6 months ago: Today’s democrats are just the republicans of the early aughts.
Libs: vOtE bLuE no mAtTeR wHo
Dems in 2025: *hob knobbing w MAGAts, supporting their bills and orders* *Newsom platforming extreme right folk like Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon; being openly transphobic*
Me: 😒
Libs: vOtE bLuE no mAtTeR wHo
Dems in 2025: *hob knobbing w MAGAts, supporting their bills and orders* *Newsom platforming extreme right folk like Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon; being openly transphobic*
Me: 😒
Being stuck with United Healthcare means I see 0 point in trying to get any of my issues treated. Which is insane for someone with EDS 🙃
March 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Being stuck with United Healthcare means I see 0 point in trying to get any of my issues treated. Which is insane for someone with EDS 🙃
If this administration had a flavor, it would be orange juice and toothpaste.
March 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If this administration had a flavor, it would be orange juice and toothpaste.
Witchcraft has workarounds and back doors too. 😎 Break the very tools and weapons they rely on to do harm. #witchsky #techwitch #witchesofbluesky
March 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Witchcraft has workarounds and back doors too. 😎 Break the very tools and weapons they rely on to do harm. #witchsky #techwitch #witchesofbluesky
I had 0 shame, too. Nowadays, at least I eat seaweed snacks instead of tetramin 😅
March 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I had 0 shame, too. Nowadays, at least I eat seaweed snacks instead of tetramin 😅
It just occurred to me that even after 15 years, my cat probably doesn’t know my real name…
March 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It just occurred to me that even after 15 years, my cat probably doesn’t know my real name…
Just because Krasnov & Co have powerful protections guarding their physical beings from harm, that doesn’t mean we are totally without options to lay them out 😎 Tech is vulnerable to spiritual attacks, too. #witchsky #witchesofbluesky #techwitch
March 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just because Krasnov & Co have powerful protections guarding their physical beings from harm, that doesn’t mean we are totally without options to lay them out 😎 Tech is vulnerable to spiritual attacks, too. #witchsky #witchesofbluesky #techwitch
Any countries with a socialized government looking to hire an IT tech from the US..? Sweden? Switzerland? New Zealand?? Asking for a me 😭
March 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Any countries with a socialized government looking to hire an IT tech from the US..? Sweden? Switzerland? New Zealand?? Asking for a me 😭
Police forces buying up swasticars? Sounds about reich.
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Police forces buying up swasticars? Sounds about reich.
To people who leave reviews on clothing and other fabric products saying they smell like fish: it’s formaldehyde. Yes, THAT formaldehyde. It’s a preservative in dyed fabrics. This is one reason why you’re supposed to wash new clothes before wearing them.
February 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
To people who leave reviews on clothing and other fabric products saying they smell like fish: it’s formaldehyde. Yes, THAT formaldehyde. It’s a preservative in dyed fabrics. This is one reason why you’re supposed to wash new clothes before wearing them.
Me when I realize that my “sudden flare” of severe lower back pain, extreme fatigue, cracking and painful eczema around my nails, weight gain, regular muscle cramps and twitches, tingling, and lingering depression are all due to me letting my Vitamin D get perilously low. AGAIN.
February 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me when I realize that my “sudden flare” of severe lower back pain, extreme fatigue, cracking and painful eczema around my nails, weight gain, regular muscle cramps and twitches, tingling, and lingering depression are all due to me letting my Vitamin D get perilously low. AGAIN.
Made my boss feel uncomfortable about talking about his hunting excursions around me, not by shaming him for it, but by always asking him for the bones he doesn’t want and refusing to explain WHY I want them.
February 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Made my boss feel uncomfortable about talking about his hunting excursions around me, not by shaming him for it, but by always asking him for the bones he doesn’t want and refusing to explain WHY I want them.
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“Saving democracy” is not the same thing as saving people.
February 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Saving democracy” is not the same thing as saving people.
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Do Americans want safe food?
Which Departments are responsible for food safety?
USDA
HHS -> FDA and CDC
Commerce -> NOAA (fisheries)
If one Department is disabled, we don’t have safe food
Enjoy your dinner 🍲
Which Departments are responsible for food safety?
USDA
HHS -> FDA and CDC
Commerce -> NOAA (fisheries)
If one Department is disabled, we don’t have safe food
Enjoy your dinner 🍲
February 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Do Americans want safe food?
Which Departments are responsible for food safety?
USDA
HHS -> FDA and CDC
Commerce -> NOAA (fisheries)
If one Department is disabled, we don’t have safe food
Enjoy your dinner 🍲
Which Departments are responsible for food safety?
USDA
HHS -> FDA and CDC
Commerce -> NOAA (fisheries)
If one Department is disabled, we don’t have safe food
Enjoy your dinner 🍲
A reminder to those who favor getting rid of Medicaid: No matter how hard you work and what rules you follow, unless you’re a billionaire, you’re always just one workplace injury or car accident away from requiring those services yourself. Disability isn’t an “if,” it’s an inevitable “when.”
February 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A reminder to those who favor getting rid of Medicaid: No matter how hard you work and what rules you follow, unless you’re a billionaire, you’re always just one workplace injury or car accident away from requiring those services yourself. Disability isn’t an “if,” it’s an inevitable “when.”