OEMichael
oemichael.bsky.social
OEMichael
@oemichael.bsky.social
Simple statements of fact are usually lawful.

FALSE, UNLAWFUL – “HANG THEM -- GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!“¹
TRUE, LAWFUL – “The President is corrupt, you must not obey unlawful orders.”

¹ Trump v. United States (2024) gives immunity for official acts; this statement is arguably not an official act.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Director of FBI Kash Patel holds up small vial of fentanyl, attempting to justify war on Venezuela
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A Doug Jones run for governor "will force Tuberville to say just how he will make Alabama better, how he’ll improve the lives of Alabamians," @RoySJ.bsky.social writes.
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/run-doug-run-in-a-real-governors-race-tommy-tuberville-might-trip-over-himself.html 
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
people to primary: Durbin Fetterman Hassan Kaine King Masto Rosen Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/alabama-comedy-club-opened-a-food-pantry-now-its-become-a-hub-for-people-in-need.html 
"It’s not just people with plenty that are donating, but we’re seeing small donations from people I know who are struggling," Mollie Holder said.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This video is the vibe. We need more of this. We need to call out the spin, and we need to know what victory looks like:
www.tiktok.com/@cypher.j/vi...
TikTok video by Justin Scott
www.tiktok.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Drake won't be suing Monday--the DA is one who has to file charges when there's been a MURDER IN THE FIRST ON LIVE TV
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
FUCK ELON MUSK <- totally legal, 1A
ELON MUSK IS A NAZI PIECE OF SHIT <- also 1A and colorably factual
I WILL NOT BE BIG SAD IF ELON MUSK DIES SOON <- also legal, but not grammatical
I HOPE THE PRESIDENT CHOKES ON A BIGMAC <- possibly illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 373, don't post
February 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I mean no disrespect

but you remember that guy who set himself on fire to alert people to the climate crisis?

How much good did that actually do.

Self annihilation during times of crisis rarely helps. We need you here, and healthy.

Self care is critical. This is a marathon.
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
TIL about Karl Marx’s sister, Onya, an Olympic sprinter who invented modern starting blocks. They honor her at every race by saying her name.
January 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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It’s time to pick me. I’m starting a movement

They don’t want DEIA? Let’s pick a day where every woman, minority, disabled, and queer person (and any category I didn’t think of) doesn’t show up to work or class or shops or restaurants. Im thinking April 1st for these fools.
#fightback #deinoshow
January 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Student loan forgiveness would be a swell Xmas present.
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Real-and-totally-not-made-up genalpha words:

molten (v.) – to shed an identity or style; from the gerund "molting."
ex: "After the breakup, she molten the goth and now she all tradgirl."

thrum (v.) – to quietly radiate infectious joy.
ex: "She be thrummin', finna get everybody feelin' her vibe."
November 30, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Very Important People S02E01 -- I legit laughed so hard I cried. I really needed that. #veryimportantpeople
November 27, 2024 at 2:50 AM
KAM+PETE=2024
July 22, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I'm really liking the new voice chat option for ChatGPT 4. I'm using the 'Juniper' voice. To me, it sounds like Dulcé Sloan but... code-switched?
October 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I wanted Skyrim in Space; what I got was Succulent Thief Simulator v2.
September 22, 2023 at 8:41 PM
You weekly reminder that 13 > 9.
September 2, 2023 at 7:21 PM
"I think he was trying to hit on me, talking about my earrings, and all I wanted to do was scream but instead I was just like 'Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss:
August 21, 2023 at 7:17 PM
"Artifishal intelligence"
August 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
This year's front-runner for "deepest lede" is this TWELVTH paragraph from the Washington Post:
"The Record had been actively investigating Police Chief Gideon Cody [for charges of] sexual misconduct[...]."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2023/08/13/marion-county-record-raid-kansas-newspaper/
August 14, 2023 at 7:35 AM
The Trump appointee they asked for is named special counsel AND appointing this guy as special counsel is somehow a cover-up? I don't get it.
August 12, 2023 at 10:25 AM
Monkey's paw wish #2: Thomas resigns to "spend time with friends and family" and is replaced by constitutional scholar and all-around great guy Barack Obama.
What could go wrong?
August 11, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Just had Lamb's Quarters salad for the first time (Mom: "That's not a weed, that's dinner!") and it was quite tasty. I am pleasantly surprised.
August 8, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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Me: You're stupid for thinking aliens have made treaties with the United States because a former intelligence office rambled in front of congress.

Also Me: LK-99 IS THE FUCKING FUTURE AND IS MANKIND'S SALVATION. HOVERBOARDS, JETPACKS, COLD FUSION, SUPERCOMPUTERS, ETERNAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1, 2023 at 3:40 PM