OEMichael
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OEMichael
@oemichael.bsky.social
Simple statements of fact are usually lawful.

FALSE, UNLAWFUL – “HANG THEM -- GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!“¹
TRUE, LAWFUL – “The President is corrupt, you must not obey unlawful orders.”

¹ Trump v. United States (2024) gives immunity for official acts; this statement is arguably not an official act.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Director of FBI Kash Patel holds up small vial of fentanyl, attempting to justify war on Venezuela
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
"I think he was trying to hit on me, talking about my earrings, and all I wanted to do was scream but instead I was just like 'Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss:
August 21, 2023 at 7:17 PM
"Artifishal intelligence"
August 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
The Trump appointee they asked for is named special counsel AND appointing this guy as special counsel is somehow a cover-up? I don't get it.
August 12, 2023 at 10:25 AM
"Canada stores its hate in the geese", as envisioned by Midjourney
July 28, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Day two...
July 21, 2023 at 8:50 PM
"...you may experience some redness and swelling."

I feel like my post-op sheet is trolling me.
July 21, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Midjourneyified
July 17, 2023 at 11:26 AM
I like throwing phrases from my socials at Midjourney. Here's "my own personal jesus is not some white guy he's a swarthy semitic dude who thrives in the sun"
July 8, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Finger are hard. As are roller skates. And anything derby-related. #midjourney
July 8, 2023 at 6:58 AM