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December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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CHAPTER 4 UP!!! #baroaso
In which Kazuma and Barok travel to a certain fishing town together to confront some old memories... and each other.
archiveofourown.org/works/667067...
In which Kazuma and Barok travel to a certain fishing town together to confront some old memories... and each other.
archiveofourown.org/works/667067...
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
CHAPTER 4 UP!!! #baroaso
In which Kazuma and Barok travel to a certain fishing town together to confront some old memories... and each other.
archiveofourown.org/works/667067...
In which Kazuma and Barok travel to a certain fishing town together to confront some old memories... and each other.
archiveofourown.org/works/667067...
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Essential dungeon crawl monsters:
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Essential dungeon crawl monsters:
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
obito putting tape over kakashi's face in the team photo and not minato really says a lot. clearly, kissing guys isn't the issue. the issue is very specifically kissing kakashi.
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
obito putting tape over kakashi's face in the team photo and not minato really says a lot. clearly, kissing guys isn't the issue. the issue is very specifically kissing kakashi.
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Obito a proud bisexual since day 1 he would NOT be a homophobe
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Obito a proud bisexual since day 1 he would NOT be a homophobe
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I think sh*katema is sadly one of the popular nrt ships I cant get behind I lov the fandom version but I cant stop thinking ab how she moved village for him and not the other way around when she was lit the kazekage's sis + an imp jonin in suna. Its one of those where the misogyny is most visible
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I think sh*katema is sadly one of the popular nrt ships I cant get behind I lov the fandom version but I cant stop thinking ab how she moved village for him and not the other way around when she was lit the kazekage's sis + an imp jonin in suna. Its one of those where the misogyny is most visible
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She's gonna fuck ur dad I fear #obitouchiha #femobito
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
She's gonna fuck ur dad I fear #obitouchiha #femobito
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jonin obt where he wears the ugly puffer jacket are funny cause he would not. Jonin obito would harass minato's mailbox with elaborately planned out alternate designs until he caves. Everybody will get chanel when he is done with minato. I know this
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
jonin obt where he wears the ugly puffer jacket are funny cause he would not. Jonin obito would harass minato's mailbox with elaborately planned out alternate designs until he caves. Everybody will get chanel when he is done with minato. I know this
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Not me realising only now that 12yo obito was fully wearing a cropped jacket w his getup like babygirl was a fashionista from the beginning. Don't worry mr uchiha. I saw your chanel jacket.
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not me realising only now that 12yo obito was fully wearing a cropped jacket w his getup like babygirl was a fashionista from the beginning. Don't worry mr uchiha. I saw your chanel jacket.
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November 14, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Aren't we beautiful?
July 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Aren't we beautiful?
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Waiter! More #slaytheprincess fanart!!
August 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Waiter! More #slaytheprincess fanart!!
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Slay The Princess Sketch
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August 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Slay The Princess Sketch
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Making new comm examples and forgot to post this Susato 🌸
August 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Making new comm examples and forgot to post this Susato 🌸
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Van Zieks explaining why he is the way he is:
January 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Van Zieks explaining why he is the way he is:
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going over my recent followers like okay, "12inchgirlcock", you're fine, "dog-vomit-eater" can stay, "maybellethecow" is probably fine, "crowsword" is fine, "benthemusky" seems reasonable, wait. "Sadie Philips"? what kinda name is that. bot for sure
January 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
going over my recent followers like okay, "12inchgirlcock", you're fine, "dog-vomit-eater" can stay, "maybellethecow" is probably fine, "crowsword" is fine, "benthemusky" seems reasonable, wait. "Sadie Philips"? what kinda name is that. bot for sure
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December 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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japanese author: I'm going to make a character who is a duck. he's going to end all his sentences with -kamo :)
english translator: jesus fuck I need to come up with 300 duck puns
english translator: jesus fuck I need to come up with 300 duck puns
December 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
japanese author: I'm going to make a character who is a duck. he's going to end all his sentences with -kamo :)
english translator: jesus fuck I need to come up with 300 duck puns
english translator: jesus fuck I need to come up with 300 duck puns
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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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so tired and so sleepy i just want to not exist for a day or two
December 1, 2024 at 8:35 AM
so tired and so sleepy i just want to not exist for a day or two