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clam chowder american
life would be so much easier for me if everyone dated things with the DDMMMYYYY format
February 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this is what having a kid who loves the 1977 hobbit soundtrack does to your algorithm
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
it’s crazy that the dems response to the alarming deportation rhetoric is that actually the trump team isn’t even doing it as good as they should be like… “why didn’t you vote for harris??” girl bc they said they’d be deporting people better than the republicans would lol why would i vote for this??
February 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
theyre saying it’s so over for me
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
gonna start saving the gold foil on my ferrero rochers to barter with down the line
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i will run the new economy out of my home office
February 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars
February 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
making purchases
February 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Look at my opposition party dawg I’m going to the camps
When you’re in line at the supermarket next week and prices have gone up, you’ll know who to blame:

Donald Trump and his tariffs.
February 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
sometimes i feel like a monster when i drink all the pickle juice before eating any of the pickles and my husband opens up the pickle jar and it’s just packed with dry pickles. i’m sorry
January 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
showed this to my 3 year old and he asked if that was my cat from when i was a kid
January 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the apple my son made for his dad vs the apple he made for me lmao
January 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i’m actually more beautiful than ever now that i’m losing a lot of hair and my thyroid is swollen. i feel amazing
January 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.
January 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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If the government makes an error, and a bad thing happens, and the government blames the bad thing on the corrupting influence of racial minorities, then you are being ruled by Nazis. Do I actually need to explain this?
January 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i think a lot of people who complain about regulations just don’t like filling out paperwork and that’s it
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
skipping school today so i can sit on my porch during a thunderstorm, which will certainly fix me
January 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
margot!!! darling girl!
January 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
eating beans for dinner!
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
new shoe post
October 7, 2023 at 2:56 AM
get a job!
July 7, 2023 at 6:38 PM
watching naruto the dubbed version
June 23, 2023 at 12:07 AM