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I hate that fuckin Geico lizard
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Happy solstice.

Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in.

Hope returns even as everything gets worse.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Why is Santa hot in commercials this year ?? Santa is famously an old not hot man - why are we doing this
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Football is the dumbest sport - what do you mean the guy picked up the ball to give it back to the ref and got the 2-pt conversion
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If these drillers moved any slower, we would all become a glacier and get to work slowly shaping the geologic picture of the eastern seaboard
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am going to be on the news
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Breaking ! Girl with surgically repaired ankle incredibly nervous on ice - more at 11
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
30 years old and I had to look up effect vs affect
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Uh oh! Turns out 2 hits of weed at night was the only thing getting me to sleep at a normal time !
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Everyone thinks they have the number one kitten but I’m the only one whose right
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mr. Defunctland hates and loves the Disney corporation so much, it’s literally inspiring
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If life were fair - my reward for how bad this year has been would be to find my old bike from college on Facebook marketplace
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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i have been DYING to share this cover for SO LONG so everyone please look at it and not my face.
We are delighted to reveal the cover for @isabel.kim's debut novel Sublimation, a story of immigration, identity, and paradox from the author of "Why Don’t We Just Kill the Kid in the Omelas Hole"
Revealing Sublimation by Isabel J. Kim - Reactor
A tale of doppelgangers and corporate intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal — arriving June 2026
reactormag.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s wild that tom Brady hasn’t learned how to cheat out to camera yet
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The funniest part of living by a college athletic complex is periodically hearing the national anthem in the middle of the day
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you break your ankle so bad you’re foot is facing the wrong direction - try to make sure you’re not enrolled in grad school at the time because otherwise you’re going to be in hell
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Everyone I would late night phone call to yap has to betrayed me
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me n a 1 year old kid have beef right now
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me, dan, and the 7 other people who watched are devastated to learn that the great north was canceled
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Buc-ees is the most American thing I’ve ever seen and i hope I never go to another one. I did buy a shot glass
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM