Alex(a)
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The God I believed in never worked on the campaign trail.
Bro I'm just going to say it, Severance is mid.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bro I'm just going to say it, Severance is mid.
It's not a holiday until a boomer guilts you about something you should be proud of. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
a woman in a white shirt says i want to make a complaint
ALT: a woman in a white shirt says i want to make a complaint
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's not a holiday until a boomer guilts you about something you should be proud of. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Playwright has been trying to get his show back on its feet since this summer. An actor from his cast was cast in another production:
PW: Congrats to RV who will be performing in late Jan & Feb. This puts an end to trying to do the encore of my show during the timeframe, but I’m super happy for RV!
PW: Congrats to RV who will be performing in late Jan & Feb. This puts an end to trying to do the encore of my show during the timeframe, but I’m super happy for RV!
a woman with blonde hair and hoop earrings is making a funny face in a restaurant .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and hoop earrings is making a funny face in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Playwright has been trying to get his show back on its feet since this summer. An actor from his cast was cast in another production:
PW: Congrats to RV who will be performing in late Jan & Feb. This puts an end to trying to do the encore of my show during the timeframe, but I’m super happy for RV!
PW: Congrats to RV who will be performing in late Jan & Feb. This puts an end to trying to do the encore of my show during the timeframe, but I’m super happy for RV!
LOOK AT MY BRUSSEL SPROUTS, I GREW THEM IN MY GARDEN WITH MY HANDS.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
LOOK AT MY BRUSSEL SPROUTS, I GREW THEM IN MY GARDEN WITH MY HANDS.
JFC I just got to Popular and I'm bored
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
JFC I just got to Popular and I'm bored
Watching Wicked for the first time (I've had shows since it came out).
I'm trying not to be judgemental but if I see that fucking half smile bullshit one more time I might lose it.
I'm trying not to be judgemental but if I see that fucking half smile bullshit one more time I might lose it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching Wicked for the first time (I've had shows since it came out).
I'm trying not to be judgemental but if I see that fucking half smile bullshit one more time I might lose it.
I'm trying not to be judgemental but if I see that fucking half smile bullshit one more time I might lose it.
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⚠️ It should make every American sick that the Supreme Court is siding with a man fighting to not feed hungry children.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
⚠️ It should make every American sick that the Supreme Court is siding with a man fighting to not feed hungry children.
Nothing screams "I'm committed to this work of art" more than alienating all of your actors and finding a space to perform before you check to see if the actors are available.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nothing screams "I'm committed to this work of art" more than alienating all of your actors and finding a space to perform before you check to see if the actors are available.
Hereditary is two hours long. I got so bored I stopped it and I'm going to spirit Halloween to be scared by capitalism and rising inflation.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hereditary is two hours long. I got so bored I stopped it and I'm going to spirit Halloween to be scared by capitalism and rising inflation.
Pugsley, Gomez and Wednesday enjoying their Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pugsley, Gomez and Wednesday enjoying their Halloween.
I had a petty conversation with a doctor's office today.
Me: I just made an appointment to see the doctor but my prescription will run out before I see her. Could you put in an extension?
Dr: yeah we can extend your prescription by a month but we were supposed to see you in August.
Me: I just made an appointment to see the doctor but my prescription will run out before I see her. Could you put in an extension?
Dr: yeah we can extend your prescription by a month but we were supposed to see you in August.
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I had a petty conversation with a doctor's office today.
Me: I just made an appointment to see the doctor but my prescription will run out before I see her. Could you put in an extension?
Dr: yeah we can extend your prescription by a month but we were supposed to see you in August.
Me: I just made an appointment to see the doctor but my prescription will run out before I see her. Could you put in an extension?
Dr: yeah we can extend your prescription by a month but we were supposed to see you in August.
I participated in capitalism today, is the government still mad at me?
Yes.
Yes.
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I participated in capitalism today, is the government still mad at me?
Yes.
Yes.
My eyelashes have a cowlick.
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My eyelashes have a cowlick.
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sometimes your friend sends a tweet and you have no choice but to crosspost
![tweet from effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop
[Getting a sandwich from a bodega at 4am]
NYC baybee, greatest city in da world
[waiting on a delayed train for any amount of timel city of piss. One hundred million year blood curse upon Eric adams
12:06 AM • Oct 15, 2025 • 50.1K Views](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzxgvjbf6ahvnxzppnvcjvjb/bafkreicxvacamxka3if4cofyxlgvprd3updys4lcvurbfsvvx5wikioveu@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
sometimes your friend sends a tweet and you have no choice but to crosspost
Does "subtle sweetness" mean ten pumps of sugar now?
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Does "subtle sweetness" mean ten pumps of sugar now?
I'm not saying it's correlated, but I have been stopped and randomly searched three out of the last five times that I've traveled in the last six months.
Here are my last five destinations:
-Chicago
-New York
-Chicago
-Kentucky
-Chicago
Guess which city(ies)?
Here are my last five destinations:
-Chicago
-New York
-Chicago
-Kentucky
-Chicago
Guess which city(ies)?
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm not saying it's correlated, but I have been stopped and randomly searched three out of the last five times that I've traveled in the last six months.
Here are my last five destinations:
-Chicago
-New York
-Chicago
-Kentucky
-Chicago
Guess which city(ies)?
Here are my last five destinations:
-Chicago
-New York
-Chicago
-Kentucky
-Chicago
Guess which city(ies)?
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EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell NPR that more than 100 employees have been laid off at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Agency. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had some cuts reversed late Saturday.
Trump slashes mental health agency as shutdown drags on
Sources tell NPR that more than 100 employees have been laid off at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Agency. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had some cuts reversed late Saturday.
n.pr
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell NPR that more than 100 employees have been laid off at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Agency. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had some cuts reversed late Saturday.
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Quick update on what we just saw here—*before curfew*, ISP troopers, Broadview PD and CCSO deputies began menacing demonstrators outside the ICE facility. Several arrests.
Pepper ball guns at the ready, a bit of a standoff going with remaining protesters. All people are doing is playing music.
Pepper ball guns at the ready, a bit of a standoff going with remaining protesters. All people are doing is playing music.
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Quick update on what we just saw here—*before curfew*, ISP troopers, Broadview PD and CCSO deputies began menacing demonstrators outside the ICE facility. Several arrests.
Pepper ball guns at the ready, a bit of a standoff going with remaining protesters. All people are doing is playing music.
Pepper ball guns at the ready, a bit of a standoff going with remaining protesters. All people are doing is playing music.
Jason Robert Brown is the straight man's Andrew Lloyd Webber.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Jason Robert Brown is the straight man's Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Yesterday in the office my two younger coworkers and I decided we wanted to go to the Korean Hot Dog place for lunch today.
Today the white men decided they wanted to go to get pizza. I told them the three of us were already going to the Korean Hot Dog place and they can come or go wherever.
Today the white men decided they wanted to go to get pizza. I told them the three of us were already going to the Korean Hot Dog place and they can come or go wherever.
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Yesterday in the office my two younger coworkers and I decided we wanted to go to the Korean Hot Dog place for lunch today.
Today the white men decided they wanted to go to get pizza. I told them the three of us were already going to the Korean Hot Dog place and they can come or go wherever.
Today the white men decided they wanted to go to get pizza. I told them the three of us were already going to the Korean Hot Dog place and they can come or go wherever.
I'm at a happy hour and I'm two drinks in but no food...and I don't mean like recently. I mean like today.
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm at a happy hour and I'm two drinks in but no food...and I don't mean like recently. I mean like today.
I made white chicken chili today for my cast. Pictures will come later. I'm tired now.
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I made white chicken chili today for my cast. Pictures will come later. I'm tired now.
#SpookyMovieSeason tonight's first selection is Leprechaun.
October 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
#SpookyMovieSeason tonight's first selection is Leprechaun.