Alex(a)
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The God I believed in never worked on the campaign trail.
LOOK AT MY BRUSSEL SPROUTS, I GREW THEM IN MY GARDEN WITH MY HANDS.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
LOOK AT MY BRUSSEL SPROUTS, I GREW THEM IN MY GARDEN WITH MY HANDS.
Pugsley, Gomez and Wednesday enjoying their Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pugsley, Gomez and Wednesday enjoying their Halloween.
Pink Pony Club theme tonight at rehearsal. You're welcome!
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Pink Pony Club theme tonight at rehearsal. You're welcome!
He's getting the Flat Stanley experience.
October 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He's getting the Flat Stanley experience.
So the actor left his Labubu at rehearsal last night. I texted him " You need to come get your lab boo boo, there are kids in here tomorrow. " He responded with omg you are so right. Will you take it home? He doesn't know the trouble that he's caused.
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So the actor left his Labubu at rehearsal last night. I texted him " You need to come get your lab boo boo, there are kids in here tomorrow. " He responded with omg you are so right. Will you take it home? He doesn't know the trouble that he's caused.
I was at my sister's wedding and my uncle said "I need to stop drinking or I'm going to be up all night with leg cramps" my whole family at the same time were up in arms "YOU TOO?!" like the fucking Spider-Man meme.
September 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I was at my sister's wedding and my uncle said "I need to stop drinking or I'm going to be up all night with leg cramps" my whole family at the same time were up in arms "YOU TOO?!" like the fucking Spider-Man meme.
We had a Labubu tonight at rehearsal. The foundation color does not match the hands. More news at 11.
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We had a Labubu tonight at rehearsal. The foundation color does not match the hands. More news at 11.
I made grilled peaches and ricotta this morning for breakfast. Pistachios needed to be toasted. My bad.
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I made grilled peaches and ricotta this morning for breakfast. Pistachios needed to be toasted. My bad.
I almost wore all black to see Oh! Mary tonight like I was wearing the jersey of the team I'm watching play.
Good thing I put on this sweater.
Good thing I put on this sweater.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I almost wore all black to see Oh! Mary tonight like I was wearing the jersey of the team I'm watching play.
Good thing I put on this sweater.
Good thing I put on this sweater.
My office this week is cooler than yours.
September 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My office this week is cooler than yours.
I'm on a list already, what's one more?
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm on a list already, what's one more?
Okay fuck you CNN I just got to cruising altitude.
August 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Okay fuck you CNN I just got to cruising altitude.
I saw one of these "Jesus, I Trust In You" posters during the funeral yesterday and leaned into my husband and said "That's the Christian 'Hang In There Kitty' poster".
I thought he might die trying not to laugh during mass. I forgot to tell him Sunday Mass used to be my standup special time.
I thought he might die trying not to laugh during mass. I forgot to tell him Sunday Mass used to be my standup special time.
August 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I saw one of these "Jesus, I Trust In You" posters during the funeral yesterday and leaned into my husband and said "That's the Christian 'Hang In There Kitty' poster".
I thought he might die trying not to laugh during mass. I forgot to tell him Sunday Mass used to be my standup special time.
I thought he might die trying not to laugh during mass. I forgot to tell him Sunday Mass used to be my standup special time.
Ah yes, my favorite, when a white man is offended by art.
July 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Ah yes, my favorite, when a white man is offended by art.
Eggs in purgatory, if your mother calls it Italian Shakshuka she's wrong.
July 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Eggs in purgatory, if your mother calls it Italian Shakshuka she's wrong.
How does this dog clicker apply to our KC Fringe production? You'll have to come to find out!
July 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How does this dog clicker apply to our KC Fringe production? You'll have to come to find out!
At Brand New, where you at?
June 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
At Brand New, where you at?
Okay but it's really good.
April 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay but it's really good.