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Eileen
@nzneep.bsky.social
Paekākāriki gay. Trans rights. 🔬🧪🧬 student and shill for big literature. She/her
My brother bragging about his gross dinner
October 19, 2024 at 7:57 AM
The best $12.50 I've spent in ages
October 18, 2024 at 8:24 AM
My elderly dog has the best vet 🥲 she calls him Mr Magnus very respectfully

She lets him sniff around the room and gets down on her knees to inject him while he's distracted

She uses a little rabbit syringe and warms it in her hands for comfort
October 11, 2024 at 4:26 AM
But she wants it
October 10, 2024 at 2:16 AM
My elderly dog no longer has the energy to care about anything a boring as an earthquake

But my elderly cat now cares a whole lot
October 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Did you know a common cough suppressant prescribed for dogs is codeine? Pictured is a small elderly Magnus on opiates
September 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
OK I was going to stay away today until the reckons died down a bit but I'm just checking — who was next on the Green Party list?
November 3, 2023 at 1:28 AM
When is the government going to do something about the biker gangs rolling into the village?
November 2, 2023 at 8:39 AM
When I finally try something people have been recommending for ages and then get annoyed no one told me about it

In this case, it's Kewpie sesame dressing

I just want to drink it
October 31, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Paekākāriki Puppy Pride

Your town could never

🇳🇿

14yo Magnus won a prize for oldest dog
October 24, 2023 at 3:58 AM
@dawgbelly.bsky.social what harness did you use for Dawg when he needed help on stairs?
October 23, 2023 at 5:20 AM
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October 14, 2023 at 8:02 AM
Looks like I've been opening new tabs all day and opening the same thing each time

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/14-...
October 14, 2023 at 3:24 AM
A special shout out to the customer who came into the store today to tell us my board isn't funny this week 😌

She's objectively wrong
October 11, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I just woke with a start, thinking about a former colleague who was once late for work because he tried to help a sick cat he found that turned out to be a dead possum

I wonder how he's going these days
October 7, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Aaah... choo
October 6, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Reposted by Eileen
Kāpiti folks - anyone want two tickets to this afternoon's sold out Oktoberfest shindig at Salty’s Diner in Paraparaumu Beach? New beers from North End, Tuatara and Duncan's, live music, food etc.

I'm sick so can't go. Paid $50 for each ticket but happy to take any offer.
September 29, 2023 at 8:04 PM
So there is an #aotearoapets feed? Yusss
September 20, 2023 at 12:06 PM
@dawgbelly.bsky.social! Look what I decided to learn this evening
September 10, 2023 at 11:30 AM
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this is your reminder that Peter Jackson is a union-busting nimby who cuddles up to conservative politicians
September 1, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I heard this new place could be quite raunchy, but my bubble is pretty wholesome so far. Definitely no butt pics
August 30, 2023 at 10:43 AM
When you're pretending to be asleep but your ears give you away
August 24, 2023 at 8:44 AM
The chocolate the racists got riled up over

The chocolate my friends have been sending me photos of from all over Canada
August 24, 2023 at 7:49 AM