Alt: Philip J. Fry from Futurama in a tuxedo downing a coffee pot while standing in a burning Martian exhibit. The camera zooms into his tweaked face to reveal the HUD for his 100th coffee. He turns around very calm before unleashing hyperdpeed which looks slow from his perspective, an angelic glow around him as he's abandoned his mortal shackles for more caffeine. Even Too Much Coffee Man would be in awe, possibly the only one that could perceive him, but this was made before all media became a monopolistic hellscape, merely a monopolistic blight in the early millennium.