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Moatley!
It's the drawbridge duelist with a Parapet Pistol and Soaked Cloak! With a barbican battlementality, Moatley dons the pied colors of his heraldic house and can fortify anything with a few well placed rounds from his defensive derringer. Nothing crosses the Moatley!
#0636
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Battleneck!
A sword swallowing soldier gains the properties of every enchanted weapon he consumes! Keeping mystically buffed battle gear in his throat allows for a longer duration of destruction before digestion eventually passes the powers away! Keep on choking Battleneck!
#0635
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Chatelaine!
It's the villainous Victorian Chatelaine! With a belt like brace that's absolutely brimming with accoutrement, you'll never know what exactly she'll be bringing to the brawl! You may be snipped apart by scissors, filed into shavings, or brutally button hooked!
#0634
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Magnetic Mortem!
Garbed in only the finest of ghost powered gear, it's The Magnetic Mortem! A grim little device that pulls wayward spirits and apparitions towards the Accursed Cuirass and hones the edge of the dynamic Boo-Blade, all while fitting in your front pocket!
#0633
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Barbushka!
Brandishing dual Rolling-Pains and sporting an entire cauldron of savage stew is that buff and barbarous grandmother; The Barbushka! Boris the cat is always around and partakes in the same potions and barbaric baking delights, making him one krepkiy koshka!
#0632
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Julienne!
Keeping it brutally efficient, this battle wrought octopus lopped off most his limbs for a more lightweight and lethal plan of attack! No tangled legs get in the way of this butchered brawler, an 8-point broadsword can bring attacks from absolutely any angle now!
#0631
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Grand Bashlin!
The commander of the Gobline Grotesquerie; The Grand Bashlin! Focusing only on the most efficient bashing techniques, this warrior wears an amulet that grants a +2 to bravery! With the natural cowardice slightly tempered, the bashing can easily commence!
#0630
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Peter of the Pan!
The fried-egg fiend himself emerges from the satanic skillet to sear doomed souls with the accursed cookware! Terribly teleporting through the pandemonium dimension has driven this demonic evil-doer absolutely mad, there's no coming back from the pan!
#0629
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Goblin Battle Wedge!
Skittering through skirmishes and slamming apart soldiers is the squeakiest of wheels! Goblin Battle Wedgers are used to deliver top-secret orders as well as destructive maneuvers that knock around enemy formations and maim everybody in the melee!
#0628
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Galaxy Death!
Annihilating nebulae, slaying celestials, and ending the seemingly eternal is that cavernous cosmic skeletonne Galaxy Death! A very particular pale reaper was needed to tackle these extraterrestrials and keep some form of balance in an ever expanding universe!
#0627
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Hammering Bird!
Can any foe possibly withstand 200 hammer blows in a single second!? This ruby throated knight asks that very question while brandishing brutal bonkers on a diet sweet water from his magical wineskin. Defenses are shattered by the hummingbird battering!
#0626
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The Horrobell!
This creepy quarterjack rides a haunted bell through the night skies, dinging a dreadful dirge that shatters through the souls of any unlucky enough to listen! The sinister silver hammer sings out supernatural serenades signaling that its the time for terror!
#0625
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Starbliterator!
A cunning and ruthless sci-fighter, Starbliterator uses tech to make his brawls much more advanced! A floating replacement eye can perceive the foe's attack patterns while an integrated smart-dagger manages to target vitals with a simple twist of the hilt!
#0624
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Broombreakers!
After eating their first roasted witch, the brother and sister duo could not get enough! Now they scour the lands to sauté sorceress stew with fork and knife, gaining strange powers alongside their horrible hunger! Witches beware! They find you delicious!
#0623
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Knestling Knight!
This avian atrocity is made up of two ferociously focused fledglings! Inside their mechanical knest, these siblings train their weapons to the point where they've refused to fly away! One wields a longsword while the other braces with a bronze shield!
#0622
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Wrapped up this year's spooky #MÖRKTOBER! I had a blast doing up these @morkborg.com inspired images! I hope everyone has a great holiday!
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Day 31 of #MÖRKTOBER is Pumpkins! A gruesome gaggle of gourds tumbles out from the haunted fields! All faces have grown into the sturdy flesh and blast visages of fallen wretches who's blood seeped into the soil. Souls are twisted amongst the vines and leaves! Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Dimdagger!
In the pitchest of black, Dimdagger swings in his Anti-lantern that allows him to see in the light! A vortex of night swirls about the de-llumination device, strengthening his namesake blade that deals extra damage in the dark! And don't forget that he eats people too!
#0621
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Day 30 of #MÖRKTOBER is Star! A painful bit of ritual calls forth the magics from cyclopean bodies above! Unmatched arcane power erupts from a stinging vessel, bound to this mortal realm by a gravity so great that it would destroy a soul! Fathomless knowledge has been granted!
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Day 29 of #MÖRKTOBER is Hole! Another bit of foul flexibility for the putrid player of the game! Missing vital organs or sometimes removing them all in one shot! The creatures of undeath tend to not be affected as well by the Reaper's call, so absolute obliteration is called for!
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Day 28 of #MÖRKTOBER is Bloat! Insurmountable blubber or a vile explosion so grotesque there may be no coming back! This big bellied beast brings fearsome flexibility through his sinister stomach, some of the strongest choices available to all putrid players. That gruesome gut!
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Day 27 of #MÖRKTOBER is Ice! Cruel and inevitable, the gruesome glacier will come for us all in a terrible embrace of wretched cold! There is no escaping from a death so bleak and pure. Relentlessly creeping through the tragic world with a grim disdain of everything ever born!
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Day 26 of #MÖRKTOBER is Torch! A mandatory tool in the dark tunnels of the ancient tombs. Though, some searchers have said that being sightless makes the revolting horrors more easily encountered as their awful visage doesn't get the chance to explode the eyeballs from your head!
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Day 25 of #MÖRKTOBER is Hermit! Omens and death follow this fearsome cannibal who has fled the few luxuries of co-habitation! Only sneaking into the city to fill his gruesome larder, this antlered alien is truly a terrible sight to behold! The X on his head excommunicates him!
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Day 24 of #MÖRKTOBER is Stump! Inside the 4th tree from the lake of blood is a truly terrible sight! Wild flesh and tragic eyes amongst the roots, drinking deep from a blighted earth. What awful magics doomed this loathsome creature! Absolutely an omen to keep an eye out for!
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM