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Nystemichu
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T-ball Hall of Fame Inductee.

AVN Award Winner (Best Acting)

Assistant Ghost Writer for Hire
“Blood is the most visible ink for the pages of history books. The quicker you realize that, the sooner you can get to improving your penmanship.”

-A stratocracy favoring acquaintance
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
One underrated tidbit that especially editors could use is the importance of building one’s own audio arsenal. Sure, you can use all the vine booms, the huhs, and the SpongeBob transitions. Sometimes it’s more favorable because people love brand recognition and the inside joke…
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Can someone clarify a definition for me: so does a flanker refer to the machine, or does it refer to a person that boinkadoinks a machine?
September 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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This is a pretty good bit
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wow, can’t wait to play as MissingNo-Oh!
July 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
For those of you still in awe and asking why a certain company did what it did throughout the past year (only starting to be revealed today), a good majority of you are gonna HATE the answer. Another enemy is involved.
July 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Cannot stress this enough: If you’ve played Expedition 33, do yourself a favor and go play Last Defense Academy. If you’ve played LDA, go play E33.

There’ve been several recent ‘double features’ that people have gotten behind.

Oppenheimer X Barbie
Doom x Animal Crossing

This is the one for RPGs.
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So I see the reincarnation meta is coming back in full swing.
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh bye.
March 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
👋🦈🌊
March 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The things you gotta do for work.
March 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So my little niece has already heard the word ‘orgy’ and has thought it was when a bunch of people go to SeaWorld to play and bark like seals.

Can that just be the new definition now? I’d like to attend one of these.
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Looking forward to the potential of the next few months. #FreetheLemonTree
December 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I now officially have a favorite nephew. 4 years old on his first try.
November 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Guys, I think I’m having an existential crisis.

I don’t think I have an ‘oshi’
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Fun Fakt: Because of the popularity of the meme around Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas”, it’s become a tradition to select one radio station in the nation to be the first to play the song, thus ‘officially’ starting December. No other radio station is permitted to play it before then.
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM
How do you pronounce phone numbers?

###~###~##~##?

###~####~####?

#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#?

Other?
November 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
It appears that I still need more training.
November 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM