While saying my final goodbyes in the this country I may have broken a woman's heart by my departure and this is weighing very heavily on my conscience.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
While saying my final goodbyes in the this country I may have broken a woman's heart by my departure and this is weighing very heavily on my conscience.
Scoping out a colleague’s shelves at the open office. Trying to guess her ideology…
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Scoping out a colleague’s shelves at the open office. Trying to guess her ideology…
No one: ...
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
No one: ...
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
Searching for this upgrade part that’s uhh… *checks notes* a Trans-Accelerator.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Searching for this upgrade part that’s uhh… *checks notes* a Trans-Accelerator.
one person in the secret groupchat was talking about finger limes and the obvious joke was made but then i googled finger grapefruit since i thought i saw a picture on tumblr once a decade ago and i was completely unprepared for the results
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
one person in the secret groupchat was talking about finger limes and the obvious joke was made but then i googled finger grapefruit since i thought i saw a picture on tumblr once a decade ago and i was completely unprepared for the results
Oh no I just heard a feral child say ‘6-7’ in real life for the first time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh no I just heard a feral child say ‘6-7’ in real life for the first time.
Svensk Filmindustri has jumped the shark.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Svensk Filmindustri has jumped the shark.
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I love logging into Facebook once every week or two just to remind myself how it's become 110% brain cancer, the website.
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love logging into Facebook once every week or two just to remind myself how it's become 110% brain cancer, the website.
It's only child sacrifice if it's done in the name of Moloch in Ancient Carthage. Everything else is just sparkling infanticide.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's only child sacrifice if it's done in the name of Moloch in Ancient Carthage. Everything else is just sparkling infanticide.
Is the SD card… uhm… Mario’s dick?
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is the SD card… uhm… Mario’s dick?
Scunthorpe is basically Cuntville with an s-mobile.
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Scunthorpe is basically Cuntville with an s-mobile.
Edited a typo on a page about a random railway station in Durham at the behest of someone else and somehow it feels appropriate that the only other edit registered from the IP address I'm using at the moment is for a list of Lesbian fiction.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Edited a typo on a page about a random railway station in Durham at the behest of someone else and somehow it feels appropriate that the only other edit registered from the IP address I'm using at the moment is for a list of Lesbian fiction.
I sometimes think that the high point of the internet was the day we all found out that David Cameron (allegedly) fucked a pig and it’s all been downhill from there.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I sometimes think that the high point of the internet was the day we all found out that David Cameron (allegedly) fucked a pig and it’s all been downhill from there.
Of course, if you don't know German 'Ohne dick' and 'Dicke Titten' are probably on the same level.
Rammstein is so thematically jarring as a band. On one hand you have beautiful power ballads like ‘Ohne dich’ or a surprisingly nuanced meditation on 21st century German identity with a song like ‘Deutschland’, and then without missing a beat the next song will be something called ‘Dicke Titten’.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Of course, if you don't know German 'Ohne dick' and 'Dicke Titten' are probably on the same level.
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I opened a YouTube video and was immediately hit with an ad for the new XPeng G6 electric car, except the ad was in Danish so the lead in 'ny G6 fra XPeng' initially parsed to me as 'new gay sex from XPeng'.
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I opened a YouTube video and was immediately hit with an ad for the new XPeng G6 electric car, except the ad was in Danish so the lead in 'ny G6 fra XPeng' initially parsed to me as 'new gay sex from XPeng'.
You can't convince me that these are the real names of the authors of this study. Harder & Kock (1976) isn't real.
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You can't convince me that these are the real names of the authors of this study. Harder & Kock (1976) isn't real.
Trying to explain to the average European how abysmal L2 language instruction is in the average angloid elementary school.
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Trying to explain to the average European how abysmal L2 language instruction is in the average angloid elementary school.
Procrastinating writing my project's final report by setting up a burner account because I feel like it would be bad to post on main about how much procrastinating I've been doing. This is definitely a good use of my time.
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Procrastinating writing my project's final report by setting up a burner account because I feel like it would be bad to post on main about how much procrastinating I've been doing. This is definitely a good use of my time.
And whenever you post, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and post on the Twitters and on the Instagrams, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
And whenever you post, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and post on the Twitters and on the Instagrams, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.