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This is a burner account.
I'm a monster.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
(To be fair I gave her that copy of Staat und Revolution.)
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I remember once seeing a post "Yuri Gagarin implies the existence of Yaoi Gagarin" (it might have been one of yours...)
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This album is one of my all-time faves. I haven't listened to it in awhile, but at any time easily within the top ten.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
anyway til not only people sticking their fingers into grapefruit in different ways is an entire genre of erotic photography but also its common enough that there are also a bunch of licenced shutterstock and adobe images of it as well
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I was going to add a great english vowel shift joke on top of this but then I realised the historical phonology didn't work. alas.
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I remind myself that Denmark is also the country that made a children’s cartoon about a man with a very long penis that has a mind of its own, so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised…
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I don’t have a Blu-ray disc player though…
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Should… should I buy it (for anthropological research on the state of contemporary Scandinavian culture)?
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Logging into my burner account to just say I cannot stress enough how hard it is for me to not make a joke about firmware updates right now.
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM