Congrats to my baby! You did it!

@yrfatfriend.bsky.social, my Discord status is now “a high quality smart fat” thanks to the latest Maintenance Phase episode. 😆

Tulsi Gabbard, DNI, tells senators nothing typed in the "Houthi PC" Signal chat group was classified -- not even the detailed attack plan laid out by Pete Hegseth

So...

Let's have @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social release the whole damn text thread then

This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

I don’t honestly know what the worst part about the group chat is, but I’m leaning toward the likelihood of zero consequences for any of these assholes.

the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it

personally i would have remained in the group chat for several years before popping in with “more like GAY D Vance” right before they ordered a nuclear strike

This illegal national security group chat has everything, Houthi bombing plans, JD Vance xenophobia, improper emoji use, the editor of the Atlantic Magazine thinking he got punked, Pete Hegseth day drinking, and MTV’s Dan Cortese.

Why are members of congress afraid of opposing Trump and Elon?

youtube.com/shorts/KLSMm...

Re: Musk and his nazi salute…out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth (and apparently, the body) speaks. That gesture doesn’t just pop out accidentally. You’re giving lots of brain space to hate if that’s what comes out in the spur of the moment.

If y'all can't recognize a Nazi salute by now then honestly you're a huge part of the problem

We’re at full bore mad king on day one. Fuck it, I’m calling out of work drunk tomorrow.

i gotta say, this wasn’t even a good sieg heil. he can’t even be a nazi without fucking it up

I cut the Meta cord at last!

You know what’s super fun? When your washer starts acting up right before the holidays. Marvelous timing—on-brand for 2024.

S’up, Bluesky?