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Look how majestic my cat looks in his tuxedo!

Also, keep your rosaries off women’s ovaries!
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"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."
February 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I miss the ‘80’s

youtu.be/o0JqC2UDpoE?...
Eddie Money - I Wanna Go Back
YouTube video by EddieMoneyVEVO
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February 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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“it’s not pie” meme is kinda perfect

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February 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Holy hell! Just came from Costco, it was absolute gridlock in the parking lot, wall to wall people inside, huge line at the membership desk & carts looked like 2020 when panic buying began. Toilet paper, paper towels & water. One couple had 2 carts loaded with paper products taller than them
February 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Prescient since the 1980’s…

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Queensryche - Revolution Calling
YouTube video by QueensrycheVEVO
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February 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Happy Black History Month!!

pass it on!
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February 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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OPSEC Note:
Per the unanimous 9th circuit ruling in US v. Jeremy Travis Payne, police can legally compel you to unlock your phone if your security is biometric (face, fingerprint etc); however, they need a warrant to compel you to enter a pin or other password.
Adjust your settings accordingly.
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Amazon missdelivered a package for a house 7 blocks over, but we’re nice & will get it there tomorrow, I tried to catch the driver, but he sped away…My package was missdelivered once & the lady who got it brought it to me, I’m paying it forward tomorrow, it was late & I didn’t want to scare anyone
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
😂
January 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Having 20 somethings(age, I do not have 20 kids) is slightly better than teenage kids, they sometimes ask your advice before they make mistakes they need your help to fix. They rarely reply to your advice or respond to any questions you ask them, maybe their 30’s will be more communicative
January 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
We’re all just kinda trying to enjoy the last fvcking weekend of our lives, aren’t we? I’ve spent the last couple of weeks, being normal, knowing it’s about to end
January 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ok, I haven’t flown in 10 years, sitting here at my gate, without sleep, two hours until departure, please explain to me why we’re supposed to check in two hours early for a domestic flight…
January 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Freaking Uber has gone the way of Airbnb, $30+ dollars to go 7 miles between 3-4 am? WTF?!? This guy is just going to have to get up and drive me, if he wants to use my car while I’m gone
January 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Hey guys, we need to talk about the 14th Amendment. Because it’s clearly on your mind… 🧵
January 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I've gotta get this book.
January 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Accurate.
January 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Just came, a couple of hours ago, from the Niners/Lions game that we lost (Mooney’s GOTTA GO!!!) now I’m hearing shit about us supposedly trading Purdy for Aaron Rodgers next season??? I’ve been faithful to the Bay, for a looooong time, through awful seasons, but if THAT happens, I’m DONE!!!
December 31, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Simple yet precise
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Had Xmas eve dinner w my 28 yo son tonight because he’s working tomorrow. He loved his gift and we had a lovely time and a lot of laughs. My daughter couldn’t join because she caught something last Friday night, on her wedding night, of all things, but it was nice having one on one time with my boy
December 25, 2024 at 8:43 AM
I thought I was done with Xmas shopping but tonight I realized that I don't know how tariffs will affect pet supplies, so I stocked up for a year of anything my cat needs
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 AM
So my beautiful daughter did a thing today and eloped with her fiancé, I don’t post pics of my kids, even though they’re adults now, I’m just happy to welcome her husband into the family, he’s a great guy who has his shit together and my baby is so happy, I’m so happy for them ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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NEW: Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.

We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds…
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December 19, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Love cat
December 19, 2024 at 7:23 AM