The other swans aren't gonna believe this

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Everyone looking for their twitter mutuals on here

I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”

@kenniejd.bsky.social I neeeeeed to see you react to Love Never Lies: South Africa (Netflix) 😭

Happy Thanksgiving

So, among Black folks you'll sometimes hear us discuss around Black History Month and Juneteenth how nobody really agrees when slavery truly ended. Inevitably some White folks will show up to Whitesplain to us emancipation. We know, but we also know stories. Like this:
www.wlbt.com/2024/06/28/w...

"Communism has never worked"
Neither has fascism, but y'all seem determined to keep trying that.

A full list of these Ludacris demands:
1. Move bitch
2. Get out the way
3. Get out the way bitch get out the way
4. Get back get back you don't know him like that
5. Get out his bizness his biz nass
6. Stay the fuck up out his biznass

My daughters and I are feeding cows 10,000 pounds of macadamia nuts each because we are simple farm folk who love culinary adventure and that's what makes us so relatable and makes it so clear we don't need to be taxed at 98+ percent of our income.

Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law

Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly

Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor

OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal

media: should shoplifters be executed?

You gotta respect a guy like Fernando Botero, who could not paint a cat to save his life but insisted on doing it anyway

Hmm. I like the look and feel of this platform. I wish we were #onhere instead of corpse of Twitter that is… 🤮🤮🤮 X

Okay but there is no one here 🧍🏽